Inspired by recent events.
"Tears On My Pillow" >>> "Hairs On My Pillow"
"Tears On My Pillow" >>> "Hairs On My Pillow"
Turn a "Young Girl Song" into an "Old Man Song"
- Thread starter StoneH
- Start date
Barbara Ann ----- Barber Dan
Digital Larry
Friend of Leo's
Old Man
Get offa my lawn
Is your name Bill?
No wait, aren't you Don?
Now you I have told man
Get out of here old man
Get offa my lawn
Is your name Bill?
No wait, aren't you Don?
Now you I have told man
Get out of here old man
Walkin' After Midnight ---> Peein' After Midnight 
How about I Saw Her Standing There?.....
She was just seventeen, you know what I mean? becomes.....She was just SEVENTY, you know what I mean?
posttoastie
Friend of Leo's
Winger- He's only 70
posttoastie
Friend of Leo's
Neil Diamond-Boy you'll be an old man soon.
Rustbucket
Poster Extraordinaire
It’s my party (and I’ll die if I want to)
Unfortunately, happens to too many.
Unfortunately, happens to too many.
Old man
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, man
You're much too old, man
Apologies to Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, man
You're much too old, man
Apologies to Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
schoolie
Tele-Holic
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" => "Sir, You'll Be A Senior Soon"
acoustic rob
Tele-Holic
You're sixty, you're beautiful, and you're mine.
mexicanyella
Friend of Leo's
We’re runnin just as fast as we can//holdin on to one another’s hand...>>I’m runnin all the way to the can//fumbling to unbuckle my pants...
Peegoo
Doctor of Teleocity
swervinbob
Friend of Leo's
And the sign said
"Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight"
So he jumped the fence
And I raised my rifle
And put his center mass in my sights
"Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight"
So he jumped the fence
And I raised my rifle
And put his center mass in my sights
swervinbob
Friend of Leo's
Do you still need me
Will you please feed me
Because we’re sixty-four
Will you please feed me
Because we’re sixty-four
Buckaroo65
Tele-Holic
Hey! Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!
bebopbrain
Tele-Meister
last year I was eighty-one
didn't have a lot of fun
Now I'm gonna be eighty-two
I say oh my and a boo hoo
didn't have a lot of fun
Now I'm gonna be eighty-two
I say oh my and a boo hoo
JL_LI
Poster Extraordinaire
Everything I sing is an old man song. Sing about young girls and you sound like you're auditioning to play a perv on SVU.
Like a Rolling Stone - Like a Kidney Stone
The Boys are Back in Town - Oh Boy my Back's Out Again
Purple Rain - Purple Veins
You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet - I Can't See Nothin' Yet
Pride and Joy - Prunes and Jello
Gimmie Shelter - Gimmie Fiber
Run Through the Jungle - Run Through the Channels
However, the following song titles won't need changing at all...
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Already Gone
Ramble On
Doctor My Eyes
Take It Easy
Dazed and Confused
End of the Line
The Boys are Back in Town - Oh Boy my Back's Out Again
Purple Rain - Purple Veins
You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet - I Can't See Nothin' Yet
Pride and Joy - Prunes and Jello
Gimmie Shelter - Gimmie Fiber
Run Through the Jungle - Run Through the Channels
However, the following song titles won't need changing at all...
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Already Gone
Ramble On
Doctor My Eyes
Take It Easy
Dazed and Confused
End of the Line
Points all her own way down to her thighs.
yeah, points all her own, way on down to her thighs
yeah, points all her own, way on down to her thighs
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