Toilet Paper...

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  1. chet again

    chet again Tele-Afflicted

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    When I bought the house I live in now the freakin' living room stunk. I think the carpet was stunk up by dogs or cats. I tore that crap out ASAP.
     
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    TP runs at our store are unbelievable I watches a 6 foot high skid decimate in 10 min ,I installed an add on bidet for my wife ( she is mobility challenged ) and she swears by it , TP consumption has deminished greatly. she is happier too. ( got to keep our women happy)
     
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    I just get in the shower. What's the big deal?
     
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    its nice to have a job right now and even better if they got stock piles of toilet paper :)

    paper.jpg

    I have resisted the urge to borrow a few rolls as of this date.. next week might be a different story if some doesnt show up on the shelves in the store
    we have the stay at home moms who post the toilet paper alerts on the neighborhood app
    and within an hour its gone where ever they post its at. you can almost see them all running to get in the cars and go shop for toilet paper.

    Mayor sent out alert telling people dont use paper towels then flush them. duh. paper towels dont dissolve in water and the next thing is the sewage system is going to be blowing out on the streets.

    and yup showers are good anyway :)
     
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    We figured if nothing else we can go the diaper pail route...purchased 2 dozen specifically colored wash rags to that end.
     
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    You could try the three seashells method...

     
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    Waited in line at Walmart and they had not even bothered to stock any.
    Went to HEB and waited another 45 minutes in line and got a package.

    Was about to have to start using the shower curtain.
     
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    Newspaper works
     
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    I found toilet paper to be in short supply so I've gone to lettuce leaves.
    It's the tip of the iceberg. Whether I continue to use it romaines to be seen.
    I tried rocket, but stopped cos it put me through the roof.

    I'm here 'til Wednesday. Try the veal. :D
     
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    Veal clogged the toilet.
     
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    Menards sells a bidet attachment for $50. I'm seriously considering a bidet.
     
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    Just go to a public restroom and grab a roll or two :D
     
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    If you've got the trots that's a lot of showering :lol:
     
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    Case of Kleenex works or portable bidet
     
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    Amazon has some available. We have an Aldi close by and they have been really good about frequently stocking paper products.
     
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    On a serious note:
    Females use more TP than men...
    My friend has 3 daughters. His wife took a flannel bed sheet and cut it into 9 x 9 squares, then folded them over twice like a handkerchiefs.

    This what the girls are using for Number 1, then into a diaper pail they go.

    Into the wash every evening. Same as when babies wire cloth diapers. This cut their TP usage down dramatically.
     
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