Today is... Post a short stupid joke you made up!

O- Fender

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A rock themed one, stolen from a friend:

In the late 70s, Kerry Livgren and Rich Williams were kicked out of the band. They immediately called up Jeff Porcaro and David Paich to form a new group.

They formed Toto because they weren't in Kansas anymore.

p.s. you did say stupid. Don't blame me.
 

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The sign said ‘all you can eat for £5’. I offered £2.50 for half as much as I could eat. The waitress offered to ‘check with the Manager’.!
 

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Not on one of mine but, in a fish and chip shop: customer ‘cod and chips twice please’, server ‘I heard you the first time’.
 

sax4blues

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Grew up in California 60 years. I wish this was a joke.
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pippoman

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Driving through town the other day and I saw a dead body seated in a lawn chair near the curb, with a sign nailed to its forehead which said "Free body."

I asked myself who could commit such a heinous crime, and further disrespect the dead like that?

And then it occurred to me, that it was...
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... a dead giveaway.

toot toot!
Boouuyyy, dat wuz dumb!
 

pippoman

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Which Cream song was it Dracula performed last night at Karaoke?

I'm so Vlad.
I'm so Vlad.
I'm Vlad ...
I'm Vlad ...
I'm Vlad ...

:)
Yah, took me a few seconds. Now that song is stuck in my head and that’s nothing to be vlad about!
 

yegbert

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Which Cream song was it Dracula performed last night at Karaoke?

I'm so Vlad.
I'm so Vlad.
I'm Vlad ...
I'm Vlad ...
I'm Vlad ...

:)

Yah, took me a few seconds. Now that song is stuck in my head and that’s nothing to be vlad about!
Y‘all are Vlad All Over!

I think the key to getting one unstuck, is to find a different one to stick in there.
 

That Cal Webway

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A Knew Day:

Were the Bee Gees being literal in the title of their song,
"I Started a Joke??"

... 50+ yrs later- waiting for the joke!
 




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