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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by w3stie, Mar 24, 2014.
‘Waiter! Bring me alligator soup and make it snappy’
Classic Mike Myers
As the blonde in the North Queensland bar said "I will give it a go as long as you don't hit me on the head so hard"
Well not quite today. More like 5 days ago...
True Aussie verbal response, same remark said umpteen million times by paragliders, car drivers, truck drivers, motorcyclists etc etc.
And golfers on a couple of courses I know.
Sometimes you are just not meant to land the fish...
Phil that is a bit scarier than a seagull having a peck at your whiting.
oops double post
Woman wakes up to two metre snake licking her face...
Watch the whole video.
Obviously using the wrong face cream. Forget the anti aging and anti wrinkle creams, I see an opening for an niche market in snake repellant face creams.
That movie theme has been around for years
Like the scene in the Northern Territory pub with the blonde and the bloke with the crocodile that would open and close its jaws following a whack on the head.
Even more alarming...
"Maybe you’ve considered the blow that’s been dealt to the hospitality industry, as socialising is effectively outlawed and the economy pitches into freefall. But no one’s spared much thought for the producers, the brewers, who are now being forced to pour approximately 4.5 million litres—that is, almost 25 million schooners—of unwanted beer down the drain."
the pubs with too much beer... they can't give it away... who'd have thought?...
4.5 million litres down the drain means a lot of very happy fish, crocs, turtles ..........
Yeah I don't know who said it was unwanted. It's just we couldn't get to it.
Holy Necropost, Batman! Waiter, bring me an order of fish. And make it snapper!
Today in the OZ (ozone)
I am truly lost in the ozone.
I think I have covid psychosis...I know every corner of myhouse.
I come up with all these diseases I could have.
I have too many what if's going on.
I need human life forms..
C’mon!!! Anything else happening down under???
I can watch those ‘Roos boxing in the neighborhood all day!!!
The U.S.of A. Only has TWO hurricanes (Cyclones to you mates...) at the same time threatening Texas, Louisiana and maybe Florida.
We had snow down south the other day.
Does that bring everything to a standstill??
Here on the Rez we get some snow, and have no plows or sanding/salting. Nothing moves for a few days!
I spent some of the day raking leaves and making a burn pile... it was quite warm too, mid 20's C and clear blue skies...
winter in Qld, we don't get none of that snow nonsense around here......