''thumbpick'' will take your questions now

Why is it when your nose runs your feet smell?


....dyslexia...or...aixelsyd...

 

Doctor,
Which can you have too much of? Guitars you don't play or bacon in the fridge?
Sincerely,
Hungry in the music room

..trick question......keep 'em both comin'.....

 

Do they do horn-rimmed spectacles in titanium?
__________________


..no..titaniums dont have horns

 

Dr. T, I'm not feeling up for work tommorrow.

Can you provide me with a good (believable) excuse to tell the boss?

Signed,

Git-R-done...later.




.....try....they called you up at the last moment for..jury duty....


....or..this one... i used last week



....i strained my back, moving my extensive...gun collection...and cant find my meds...

 

next!

 

Will Canada ultimately benefit from the global warming, & turn into the sole perfect place left on earth - when everyone else will be frying?

And if yes, how soon?

man!....what a question....er..um...wow....okay im gonna level with ya....the dr. is still havin his coffee and tryin to get his..brain on..

this is a very good question now in thinkin about it kinda looks like it..dont it?


how soon?......hopefully after dr.t's fat ass is long gone

 

Will Emu ever find love on a yoga mat?



yes... but... you must take the... mat... on 3 dates first...........good luck!

 

What's the time?


the time is ...now!

 

next...

 

Why does scalp massage feel so good?

..cause it releases little..happy cell people that live under there

 

dr. thumbpick there is a new dr. in town that scares me, hes so different and weird..what should i do? please help!