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''thumbpick'' will take your questions now

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by thumbpick, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Why is it when your nose runs your feet smell?


    ....dyslexia...or...aixelsyd...
     
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    Doctor,
    Which can you have too much of? Guitars you don't play or bacon in the fridge?
    Sincerely,
    Hungry in the music room

    ..trick question......keep 'em both comin'.....
     
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    ..no..titaniums dont have horns
     
  4. flathd

    flathd Poster Extraordinaire

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    Dr. T, I'm not feeling up for work tommorrow.

    Can you provide me with a good (believable) excuse to tell the boss?

    Signed,

    Git-R-done...later.
     
  5. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Dr. T, I'm not feeling up for work tommorrow.

    Can you provide me with a good (believable) excuse to tell the boss?

    Signed,

    Git-R-done...later.




    .....try....they called you up at the last moment for..jury duty....


    ....or..this one... i used last week



    ....i strained my back, moving my extensive...gun collection...and cant find my meds...
     
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    flathd Poster Extraordinaire

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    I like that one.:twisted:
     
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    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    next!
     
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    Will Canada ultimately benefit from the global warming, & turn into the sole perfect place left on earth - when everyone else will be frying?

    And if yes, how soon?
     
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    Will Emu ever find love on a yoga mat?
     
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    Will Canada ultimately benefit from the global warming, & turn into the sole perfect place left on earth - when everyone else will be frying?

    And if yes, how soon?

    man!....what a question....er..um...wow....okay im gonna level with ya....the dr. is still havin his coffee and tryin to get his..brain on..

    this is a very good question now in thinkin about it kinda looks like it..dont it?


    how soon?......hopefully after dr.t's fat ass is long gone
     
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    Will Emu ever find love on a yoga mat?



    yes... but... you must take the... mat... on 3 dates first...........good luck!
     
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    What's the time?
     
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    What's the time?


    the time is ...now!
     
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    that was then this is now

    anyway, when is the right time?
     
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    It's time to boogie, I'm not even a doctor and I can tell you that without reservation.
     
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    Why does scalp massage feel so good?
     
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    Why does scalp massage feel so good?

    ..cause it releases little..happy cell people that live under there
     
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    dr. thumbpick there is a new dr. in town that scares me, hes so different and weird..what should i do? please help!
     
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