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''thumbpick'' will take your questions now

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by thumbpick, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

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    TeleDrifter has posted a question concerning you, can you help?
     
  2. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    TeleDrifter has posted a question concerning you, can you help?



    ...done and done!
     
  3. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

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    When a guy has a girl friend who works in a strip joint, and brings strange men home and they make you sleep on the couch and lock the door to the bedroom, is that because they are in there playing your telecaster?
     
  4. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

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    Where should Tele-Rain park her car?
     
  5. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    When a guy has a girl friend who works in a strip joint, and brings strange men home and they make you sleep on the couch and lock the door to the bedroom, is that because they are in there playing your telecaster

    ...not sure?...will it fit under your couch?
     
  6. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Where should Tele-Rain park her car?
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  7. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

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    You're answering questions with questions, are you really Dr. Phil?
     
  8. flathd

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    Where does the time go?


    Are we there yet?
     
  9. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    You're answering questions with questions, are you really Dr. Phil?
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    ..what do you think?
     
  10. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Where does the time go?

    ..out for a smoke..dont worry he'll be back shortly
     
  11. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    ....once again...Dr. Thumbpick..is not a real Dr. but he plays one on a forum....
    ..he holds a ....Dr. of B.S.....is a ROAD SCHOLAR...and holds a G.E.D.....further training spent years at the ....SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.........yes.. this is impressive as hell..but he is still approachable and down to earth....
     
  12. e23589

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    Doctor, Is there a cure for Cranial-Anal Inversion Syndrome?
    Have you or someone you know ever experienced this condition?
    I hear this only happens to people who are into themselves!
     
  13. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Doctor, Is there a cure for Cranial-Anal Inversion Syndrome?
    Have you or someone you know ever experienced this condition?
    I hear this only happens to people who are into themselves!

    ...sh1t ya!....here it is....no its contagious!
     
  14. Toto'sDad

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    Can your underwear show signs of cranial-anal invasion, and can those signs be confused with having smoked too many cigarettes?
     
  15. babalooga

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    Why is it when your nose runs your feet smell?:eek:
     
  16. Frodebro

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    It depends on the cranium of the invader.
     
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    Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.
     
  18. Vortexan

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    Doctor,
    Which can you have too much of? Guitars you don't play or bacon in the fridge?
    Sincerely,
    Hungry in the music room
     
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    Do they do horn-rimmed spectacles in titanium?
     
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    Can your underwear show signs of cranial-anal invasion, and can those signs be confused with having smoked too many cigarettes?
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