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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by thumbpick, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. thumbpick

    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Dr. Thumbpick........threat or menace?



    your call dude..
     
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    Why do women never brag about having a big one?
     
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    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Thumbpick,

    Why can't I be as clever & start a thread that's as well received & replied upon?

    Mine die within single digit posts...?

    ..got talent?

    Ohhhh,... Didn't know that was prerequisite?

    Will cobble some together & get back to you next session.

    Thx!





    ...also ....money wont buy happiness...but it will rent friends!
     
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    If you managed to get Bea Arthur and Janet Reno in a hot tub full of lime jello, wearing roller blades, whilst KC and the Sunshine was playing live......would a disco ball and a rubber chicken be gauche?
     
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    No it would be fun!

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    Without warthogs, would there be more for us?
     
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    Is 42 REALLY the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else?
     
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    Mike Bruce Friend of Leo's

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    We've been estranged for 29 years. We only know about her through her brother. She disowned us based on me being 6 years older than her daughter, a non-catholic, and not being a professional man (at the time). She doesn't know about her grandchildren or the great life we've had as a family without her. She could have shared all that with us but decided not to stray from her principles.

    Ask her? Most of the time she can't be found. The only time we've seen her was once my wife saw her at a family funeral where the mother-in-law turned into a raging lunatic, and once when I saw her when I tried to give her house back after saving her from foreclosure.
     
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    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Why do women never brag about having a big one?


    ..cause they ..own...it!
     
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    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    If you managed to get Bea Arthur and Janet Reno in a hot tub full of lime jello, wearing roller blades, whilst KC and the Sunshine was playing live......would a disco ball and a rubber chicken be gauche?

    ....na...im use to dull boring get togethers
     
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    No it would be fun!

    ....no it would ..not..be fun
     
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    Without warthogs, would there be more for us?
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    ..no.. bankers... have it all locked up
     
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    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    ..no... but it is the answer to.....21x2=
     
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    thumbpick Tele-Afflicted

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    Question: Why is my mother-in-law a nutjob?
    ..good question ive noticed alot of this lately....now i could tell ya....but it would be best...you...ask.........HER!..............hope this helps

    We've been estranged for 29 years. We only know about her through her brother. She disowned us based on me being 6 years older than her daughter, a non-catholic, and not being a professional man (at the time). She doesn't know about her grandchildren or the great life we've had as a family without her. She could have shared all that with us but decided not to stray from her principles.

    Ask her? Most of the time she can't be found. The only time we've seen her was once my wife saw her at a family funeral where the mother-in-law turned into a raging lunatic, and once when I saw her when I tried to give her house back after saving her from foreclosure.




    ..brother i feel your pain...there are nut jobs in just about every family...youve done all you can do..let it go....you cant control her..only you...and the biggest loss here....is hers
     
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    I once used an adult Mallard duck as bagpipes. It didn't go well, but I think I'm ready to step up to the cow pipes. What do you think?
     
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    Mike Bruce Friend of Leo's

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    Thanks man.
     
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    I once used an adult Mallard duck as bagpipes. It didn't go well, but I think I'm ready to step up to the cow pipes. What do you think?


    i say...dude if youre ready to move up to the major leagues....start blowin'!
     
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    sodium bisulfate or muriatic acid?
     
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    sodium bisulfate or muriatic acid?


    dude be careful...sodium..not good for you...and the....acid....will mess you up [email protected]#$%^&*()
     
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    ..the dr. will see you now..
     
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