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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Post Toastie, Sep 19, 2013.
I Googled it. You can buy it at QVC and Amazon.
We have some, it's actually really great. I wreck shop when I squat, so I appreciate this product. It makes a pretty big difference.
and that was way too much graphic description...
NASA spent an inordinate amount of money on the issue of space-dumps. I always thought the foul odor was a good thing. More awkwardness and more alone-time
Do they do cat boxes I wonder?
I have a bottle in each of my bathrooms at home, have given a bottle of Trap-a-crap to my brother as a gag gift, who now says he wants another bottle for his next birthday, and my girlfriend has given it as gifts to her sister-in-laws who love it. Most of them smell like citrus, and actually do a pretty darn good job at what they are supposed to do. The funny thing is that now whenever you smell this you know what that person just did in the bathroom, so they are still embarrassed when you call them out on it.
This whole thing is absurd!
Everyone knows women don't poop. They have a mysterious internal mechanism, located somewhere in thier unfathomable maze of womanhood, that makes it go away via the use of magical unicorn tears.
She did not use the phrase "drop the kids off at the pool". Disappointed.
And a high class lady like that should give a nod to Beethoven's last movement.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Wow! Incredible!, September 12, 2013
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(REAL NAME) This review is from: Poo-Pourri X-Large 8 oz bottle Original Scent bathroom toilet air freshner odor masking spray
Let me tell you, after a night of drunken reveling and eating taco bell and KFC, this is the product to have! Especially if you start your day with a bowl of Colon Blow cereal like I do! I'm well known for dropping deuces the size of trees, but occasionally it blows out like a firehose! This product is incredible! In the past, when I emptied my sphincter, people would gag, and if in a restaurant, they would flee thinking the meat was bad. No more! This makes my fecal matter smell like a spring day! It's truly wonderful! I also spray it liberally on my underwear to help deflect the stench of the skidmarks! Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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^^^ That's in the pantheon with the Wolf T-shirt review!
And then there's this...
To crib a couple of lines from This is 40:
"If you're going to the bathroom, why doesn't it smell?"
"I shoved an Altoid up my ass"
I might try a bottle if they had motor oil scent, or freshly mowed turf grass, or maybe bacon. But if I exited, having just parked a growler, with the delicate scent of field lillies wafting behind me.... I can see some strange looks coming my way.
Bacon! Now that's an idea. Have it smell the same way that it went in.
Why does the crapper smell like bacon? Dad, are you eating while you're sitting on the can, again?
Those port-o-potties usually have something similar to this product. But, they still stink like death warmed over.
Maybe someday, someone will invent a pill that travels to the intestines and releases a fresh, odor-absorbing scent. Maybe it could even muffle the sound of gasses releasing into the atmosphere upon exit from the body.
Quick someone trademark the name "smooth move"!
Before Gene Simmons gets wind of it!
Like doing the Can Can.