Things no one will ever mention - but are of great concern to guitar players

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  1. Telenator

    Telenator Doctor of Teleocity Vendor Member

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    Hey, great band but, I couldn't help notice the buckle rash on the back or your guitar.

    Wow, that guitar must have serious acoustic resonance.

    Hey, was that a G7/9 with B bass, or a Bm7b5.

    That Telecaster makes you look a little rotund. Tele-Tubby?

    Are your effect pedals ALL true by-pass?

    Dude! You played that song exactly right!

    The swirly pick guard on that guitar is a perfect match for the color!

    The sound of that maple neck is so much smoother than the rosewood one you were just playing.
     
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    Where is my beer?
     
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    That tonewood sounds incredible in your band. And those sound like Alnico.
     
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    charlie chitlin Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    It's even worse nowadays!
    That's a REAL tweed Bassman, isn't it?
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    That guitar sounds killer...I bet you use PIO caps.
    I closed my eyes and thought...the unmistakable sound of thin nitrocellulose.
     
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    I wonder if he forgot he left his tuner on his head stock.
    That looks butt ugly. Get a pedal tuner when not at home.
     
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    Wow! That $2,500 Klon Centaur really cuts through the mix. :D
     
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    His cargo shorts sure are nicely pressed. I bet he's somewhat of a body builder.
     
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    Telenator Doctor of Teleocity Vendor Member

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    Bwah ha ha! That really sums it up quite well!
     
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    I saw a music stand onstage.
    Pitiful.
     
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    Hey, that SG doesn't suffer from neck-dive. How do you do that?
     
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    All these are hilarious....but my all time favorite that I get periodically is "Man! That guitar sure sounds good!"
     
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    Your band is great but your shrits were bumched. That affects your tone.
     
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    bcorig Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    I can’t stop laughing
     
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    You guys did okay playing "House of the Rising Sun" but you really need NOS tubes to give it that authentic touch.
     
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    "Two of the pedals on his board aren't true bop-ass."
     
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    I broke two fingernails this week .
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    Tragedy...

    Then I got a papercut ...

    It's been rough ...
     
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    Is that real wear or is it relic’ed?
     
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    I thought that sounded like a Les Paul when I was coming in. Now I see it's a Tele. Tele's are my favorite. Nothing else sounds like a Tele.
     
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    Careful folks, if we don’t endlessly debate the minutiae there may be far fewer threads to participate in.
     
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