So I have an old battered Eko acoustic that is past restoring and definitely in the chop shop pile. The intonation is hilariously bad past the 5th fret, and the bridge is cracked and failing badly. So a new bridge is required. It was actually pop-riveted on would you believe! Anyway I'm looking at buying (rather than burning) bridges and I really don't have anyway of evaluating what would be good, when I thought about the super cheap tele bridge that aliexpress sent me for about 35 cent, and my ADD brain went "I wonder what that would sound like on the acoustic?" Answers, headshaking, laughter, and disgusted noises to the usual address please.