Howdy, I've always gotten a good chuckle out of a well crafted Limerick. I figured with all the creative types round these here parts a thread like this was a no-brainer... And now, for my meager contribution There once was a man from Lancaster. Who loved to collect Telecasters. His wife said, "you take it too far, it's me or guitars." Now he's a single, guitar-slinging bastard.