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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by bender66, Jun 7, 2019.
Fettuccine! Just add meatballs..
You need bananas , cookies and a hammer.
For 2 weeks, you eat just bananas and cookies then you stop eating the cookies . When the tapeworm comes and asks where his cookies are you whack him in the head with the hammer
That joke is kind of famous here, but on our version the guy doesn't eat the foods, if you know what I mean...
Moe (ordering breakfast): I’ll have 2 pieces of burned toast and a rotten egg.
Larry: You gonna eat that?
Moe: Yeah. I got a tapeworm and it’s good enough for him.
Oi... it's lunch time here!
Here in Brazil, tapeworm is called Solitaria (something like "alone"), obviously because there's always just a single worm in the infected person.
But when a guy eats too much, we use to say that he's eating to feed himself, the tapeworm and its colleague...
Ver solitaire in french, well i am sure there also is a scientific name
And now my whole body is itching.
So when you wipe, are you like wiping the tapeworm's lips after he's had a good meal?
I always imagined tapeworms to live 'the other way up'. Not that I imagine tapeworms very often, I hasten to add!
Well then, with this piece of scientific observation, let me amend my post to reflect that you are wiping the correct end for both tapeworm and the host!
(See thread on opinion!)
No meatballs......will brains do?
Whole body? Or, body hole?
Aren't tapeworms like their relatives that have heads on both ends?
The scientific names are Taenia Saginata and Taenia Solium. I believe that solium means "solitaire" in Latin. Worms and general culture walk together here in TDPRI...
During a class experiment, four worms were put into four different tube tests.
The first tube test was filled with whisky. Second with vodka. Third with beer. Fourth with water. At the end of the experiment, all worms were dead but that in the water.
Teacher asks to the kids:
- What have we learnt with that experiment?
And Johnny answer:
- If we drink just whisky, vodka or beer, we will never get any worms...