The Jeremy Renner Store

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  1. drf64

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    is an Amazon thing. I thought it was a joke. Pics of Jeremy looking serious in khakis with field glasses. Not so. There are Jeremy (apparently) endorsed arrows and archery gear, mummy sleeping bags, roasted salted almonds, and bear repellent. Also in my feed was the Carson Wentz store.

    I like Jeremy Renner in some things. He was superb in Wind River, as was the Olsen twins's little sister. I'm not a huge superhero fan. I think the best superhero movie to date was the Watchmen. I barely know anything about Carson Wentz. Neither of these men endorsing stuff has any effect on me. Will Amazon keep filtering my data until they find my fanboy man crush? They will certainly try, but it's not like that for me. Is there a disaffected store for guys like me? Something with sarcasm maybe? who knows?

    Whose store shows up in your Amazon feed? Does it work for you?
     
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    I liked him in the Hurt Locker.
     
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    Is he the guy hawking the tac glasses, tac hearing aids, tac flashlights?
     
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    I haven’t seen the Jeremy Renner or similar stores on Amazon. I do have an Amazon account, but only order from them 5 or 6 times a year so maybe I am not the target audience. I do most of my online shopping for those kinds of products on Walmart.com, and I haven’t seen celebrity stores there yet.
     
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    Yeah. I’m probably fishing in the wrong pond.
     
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    No, the KIA TV commercials have been annoying me for weeks.
     
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    he's from modesto. that is like climbing out of the deepest cavern in hell and emerging in anwhere else on the planet...
    modesto is where scott peterson killed his wife
    modesto is where Gary Condit was a representative.

    Jeremy Renner should get to have anything he wants.
     
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    Modesto Chamber of Commerce calling for GB...:mad:;):)
     
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    There should be a getbent store
     
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    when you take a dump in Modesto, you get a thank you from the improve Modesto Committee, but you have to hear the weeping of turds as you walk away...
     
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    there IS a getbent store! everything is free except the expensive stuff which you can (thanks al ginsberg) buy with your own good looks.
     
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    I only get my store on Amazon, who is Jeremy Runner?
     
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    How are you on Merced ? o_O
     
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    At least Merced has a (sort of) UC, and is (sort of) close to Yosemite.

    However, Modesto is an absolute garden of Eden compared to Manteca - a town so disgusting it was named after lard...
     
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    Is that the one where he gets on stage at the end and sings; or is that a beer commercial?
     
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    It’s such a blessing to be so old I don’t have a clue who he is or the energy to care. I do feel bad for all the Modesto- Manteca-Merced comments but having been to each of those towns, Modesto is a bit.....undesirable?
     
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    Does Renner have a body double, for the Amazon ads?
     
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