I was in Lowe's this afternoon standing in the self checkout line behind Billy Joe Bob and Cleetus Vern when BJB said to Cleetus, "I seen a cop on the corner giving out tickets for no seat belts". Cleetus says, "You aint never gonna see me wearing no seat belt!" Whyzat? says BJB. "My cousin Goober Ray flipped his Impala and got thowed in the back seat! The roof got crushed in so bad that the steering wheel was touching the floor!" "Golleee!" says BJB as he spat into his Sprite bottle. "If heeda been in the front seat, heeda been dead sure nuff! Thats why you aint gonna see me wearing no dang seat belt" "Them dadgum things ill get ya kilt!" About this time I noticed that all six of the self checkouts had froze up, so I walked away to the old school lane and left The two Einsteins to their contemplation of life. So, you guys have anything to beat that?