Ira7
Doctor of Teleocity
I confess that I enjoy internet porn, and I feel disgusted and ashamed about it because I must be the only man on earth who does.
The Confession / Apology Thread
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Yeah...this is one you'll have to go to church for an opinion from someone more familiar with the problem.
soulgeezer
Poster Extraordinaire
I confess that I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. But, I'm not sorry about it and I do NOT apologize!
(Sorry if someone beat me to it, but I'm at work and I couldn't read the whole thread before posting... Hey, look! I apologized!... And, the circle is complete!!!
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(Sorry if someone beat me to it, but I'm at work and I couldn't read the whole thread before posting... Hey, look! I apologized!... And, the circle is complete!!!
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Guy honked at my son one time when I was riding with him to get him to go on a right turn red light. He just got out raised the hood and checked his oil. I told him, man you better buy you a bullet proof vest!
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I confess that I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. But, I'm not sorry about it and I do NOT apologize!
(Sorry if someone beat me to it, but I'm at work and I couldn't read the whole thread before posting... Hey, look! I apologized!... And, the circle is complete!!!
Okay, I can understand it was just an experiment that went wrong, I mean it was kind of an observational therapy session, your shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die. What I want to know is how in hell did you end up in Folsom Prison?
soulgeezer
Poster Extraordinaire
We go to a place known for it's omelets. The whole family likes to gather there and order them and watch them being made. After years of eating those disgusting mushrooms that are probably grown in cowsh*t in my omelet, and other unidentifiable objects, I finally confessed this past weekend, I HATE OMELETS!
scrimmer
Tele-Afflicted
I confess that I haven't really been following this thread until now, and I apologize, but I don't what the hell to make of it!
It goes like this:
I Confess: When I'm sitting at a Red Light and I am the Second or Third car in line - I look in my rear view mirror. If the person behind me is focused on their phone texting ... I let off of my brake and inch forward one foot.
I'm Sorry: But I still think its funny as hell.
I Confess: I like Esteban!
I'm Sorry: I know that people buy his stuff thinking that they will easily be able to play guitar, but hey... I get some extra pocket cash making them playable for people who buy them for themselves or as gifts. Thanks Esteban!
Each new year of replacing the car fleet will put your move closer to out of business. My Subaru has already managed traffic creep on it's own for years. I've been next to a Tesla driver taking it a step farther with papers spread in front of him.
In the first place, I didn't die...you did not KILL me, you just SHOT me and then you ran away like a little girl.
In the second place, the next time you shoot someone just to watch them die...use something bigger than that Daisy Red Ryder you used on me!
soulgeezer
Poster Extraordinaire
Yeah, well, that train thing again -- I was running late and I was going to miss my ride! (Still not apologizing, though!)
memorex
Poster Extraordinaire
I confess that I just picked some crusty boogers out of my nose and flicked them around my office. I'm not certain who I should apologize to for that.
No apology needed. However, for sharing this you should be, at the least, imprisoned.
Fiesta Red
Doctor of Teleocity
I confess that I allow my boss to make a complete and utter moron out of herself when she starts ranting about one thing or another, before telling her information that would have prevented the rant...however, had she had the respect/intelligence/patience to listen to me (or others) before pulling the pin on her stupidity, she wouldn't look so bad...also, it has allowed everyone in the room to see what kind of person she really is (hateful, unreasonable, petty and harsh), so they're more likely to CYA when dealing with her.
I'll admit that I take a bit of perverse joy when something (minor) bad happens to my cousin-in-law, due to the chaos she creates all around her, usually at my wife's expense.
I'll admit that I take a bit of perverse joy when something (minor) bad happens to my cousin-in-law, due to the chaos she creates all around her, usually at my wife's expense.
Confession: during our late evening walk, me and Harley do the poop'n'run.
Which of you finishes first...or do you synchronize?
BridgesBurning
TDPRI Member
I too like Esteban great to watch late at night for a laugh
As far as traffic is concerned I have one evil thing I like to do if I am not in a hurry if I see a drivers ed car I tailgate it and drive erratically behind them for as long as possible makes me laugh and I figure I’m just preparing them for the real world
As far as traffic is concerned I have one evil thing I like to do if I am not in a hurry if I see a drivers ed car I tailgate it and drive erratically behind them for as long as possible makes me laugh and I figure I’m just preparing them for the real world
RoyBGood
Doctor of Teleocity
I confess to still finding these guys funny:
