Twofingerlou
Tele-Holic
Had to dash to my 87 year old grandmas house after work, she slipped out of her chair again. Got her lined out and sitting there talking I showed her a video I took on my phone from Saturday night of a buddy singing karaoke (he’s actually pretty good).
She said wow he’s really good! Maybe you two should do a duo where you play your guitar and he sings. You guys might make some money as long as you stick with the guitar and stay quite while he does all the vocal work…. Shots fired
At thanksgiving we were talking piano and my mom got out her old lessons books under the bench of the upright and tried to play again. Mom hasn’t played in a long time and it sounded like a cat in heat. I asked grandma what’s worse her singing or piano playing and she popped off… it’s a toss up hunn your mom couldn’t carry either one in a bucket.
Grandma was in the hospital a couple weeks before thanksgiving. I went to visit her one night and one of the nurses walked in. Some small talk and i remembered I went to high school with said nurse after some names were thrown out. My mom is a nurse and they got on the meds/nurse talk I don’t understand and excused myself for the night.
After I left I guess said nurse asked grandma and my mom if I was married or had kids. My mom told me without skipping a beat grandma told her NO HONEY! He’s single, handsome and more than available! Would you like his number? My mom relayed this info and said she about fell out of her chair when granny said that.
We ended up taking grandma back to the hospital tonight and they admitted her. I’m not sure if she will throw me under the bus for my terrible singing to somebody she might know in there or if my phone will ring regarding a date.
Man she’s a trip!
She said wow he’s really good! Maybe you two should do a duo where you play your guitar and he sings. You guys might make some money as long as you stick with the guitar and stay quite while he does all the vocal work…. Shots fired
At thanksgiving we were talking piano and my mom got out her old lessons books under the bench of the upright and tried to play again. Mom hasn’t played in a long time and it sounded like a cat in heat. I asked grandma what’s worse her singing or piano playing and she popped off… it’s a toss up hunn your mom couldn’t carry either one in a bucket.
Grandma was in the hospital a couple weeks before thanksgiving. I went to visit her one night and one of the nurses walked in. Some small talk and i remembered I went to high school with said nurse after some names were thrown out. My mom is a nurse and they got on the meds/nurse talk I don’t understand and excused myself for the night.
After I left I guess said nurse asked grandma and my mom if I was married or had kids. My mom told me without skipping a beat grandma told her NO HONEY! He’s single, handsome and more than available! Would you like his number? My mom relayed this info and said she about fell out of her chair when granny said that.
We ended up taking grandma back to the hospital tonight and they admitted her. I’m not sure if she will throw me under the bus for my terrible singing to somebody she might know in there or if my phone will ring regarding a date.
Man she’s a trip!
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