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The Big 1-0-0-0

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by ZenGuitarist, Sep 30, 2020.

  1. ZenGuitarist

    ZenGuitarist Tele-Afflicted

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    With my post count now in the 990s, I'm about to have my posting odometer roll over to 1000 posts. What happens then - do I get a door prize, a cake with a scantily clad woman or two jumping out of it, a ticker tape parade, learn the secret TDPRI guitar riff, or just the ability to reach post 1001 with my next post?
     
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  2. SomeGuyNamedRob

    SomeGuyNamedRob Tele-Meister

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    Yes.
     
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  3. Saxonbowman

    Saxonbowman Tele-Meister

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    I’m a long way from 1000 but I bet it’s like your car reaching 100,000 miles. You are about broken in :D
     
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  4. E5RSY

    E5RSY Doctor of Teleocity

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    The cake. Parade and riff come later.
     
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  5. ZenGuitarist

    ZenGuitarist Tele-Afflicted

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    I was hoping for that. I like cake - and scantily clad women.
     
  6. Bluesboy3

    Bluesboy3 Tele-Holic Silver Supporter

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    You'll get nothing and like it.
     
  7. gregulator450

    gregulator450 Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    I believe your status becomes "Tele-Afflicted". And cake and beautiful women. Or something.
     
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  8. MarkieMark

    MarkieMark Tele-Afflicted

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    I celebrated and baked a cake myself. Cant rely on others for these things.
    (I was too tired for any jumping though.)
     
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  9. SomeGuyNamedRob

    SomeGuyNamedRob Tele-Meister

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    Surprise twist - the scantily clad women are made of cake.
     
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  10. ZenGuitarist

    ZenGuitarist Tele-Afflicted

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    Ooh, I like that idea.

    But I was thinking, it would be nice if TDPRI awarded me a cat. My current cat keeps ordering gear for me but her paws are getting tired from all that mouse clicking and she would like a break. At least I'm not asking for a pony.
     
  11. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    1,000? Newb! ;)

    Once you hit 1K, the BD Cabal has a meeting and decides whether or not to teach you the secret handshake. Either way, you get a beer on the house in the Bad Dog. Enjoy it — The next free beer comes in 4,000 more posts! :D
     
  12. Crafty Fox

    Crafty Fox Tele-Afflicted

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    In my case, the scantily clad women ran off and ate the cake.
     
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  13. ZenGuitarist

    ZenGuitarist Tele-Afflicted

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    I was Tele-Afflicted a long time ago. I think I have enough Teles already to qualify for that status, but I'm running low on cake and beautiful women.

    So I have to reach 5000 posts before being taught the secret guitar riff? Damn.

    I'd be motivated enough to outrun them to steal the cake and get their phone numbers.
     
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  14. CJM3309

    CJM3309 Tele-Meister

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    Once you hit 1,000 posts the secret of this will be revealed to you.....
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  15. MarkieMark

    MarkieMark Tele-Afflicted

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    No. It wont. Thats far further along in your journey.
    Do not be distracted my brother...
     
  16. aging_rocker

    aging_rocker Tele-Afflicted

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    So, it turns out I've already passed the 1k milestone, and I didn't even notice!

    No fanfare, no visit from scantily clad women, or cake. No one has offered to show me the FOURTH chord, and I still don't know what THAT (above) is, although I've seen one somewhere...
     
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    I don’t remember anything. But if it happened in summer that makes sense. That I don’t remember :rolleyes:
     
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  18. ZenGuitarist

    ZenGuitarist Tele-Afflicted

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    Uh oh, this is post 999. Now I'm on the precipice. Should I jump?
     
  19. 985plowboy

    985plowboy Friend of Leo's

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    Did anyone ever honestly figure out what that thing does?
     
  20. MarkieMark

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    Go for it man. But make it a winner... :cool:
     
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