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The 4 stages of Geezerhood

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Telegator, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Telegator

    Telegator Tele-Afflicted

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    Stage 1: You forget people's names
    Stage 2: You forget people's faces
    Stage 3: You forget to zip your pants up
    Stage 4: You forget to zip your pants down :oops:
     
  2. TeleTim911

    TeleTim911 Friend of Leo's

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    I just forgot why I clicked on this post. ;)
     
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    5. You post bad jokes about getting old on an internet forum. :D
     
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    6. Um, just a minute. . . .
     
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    3 out of 4...
    :eek:
     
  6. tfsails

    tfsails Friend of Leo's

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    I've been a stage 1 geezer for 25 years!
     
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    62 Jazzmaster Friend of Leo's

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    Stage 8. you realize just how sensible it is to be wearing knee socks and sandals with Cargo shorts, tank top and a jaunty Gilligan hat.
     
  8. telleutelleme

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    Stage 5: You learn the fretboard because you can't see the fretboard
     
  9. jonsongz

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    I think The Geezers is a great name for a band of "seasoned"players.
     
  10. Darin Cochran

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    I play on a live radio show, someone once called the house band "Gerry and the Attrics"
     
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    bendecaster Friend of Leo's

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    Hey, I kind of resemble that remark. One of the bands I play in name is "The Gaffers".
     
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    bowman Friend of Leo's

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    I was in a Beatles cover band for a few years - our unofficial, to-our-friends-only name was Flabbey Road. With good reason, I might add...
     
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    I know a nifty trick for combatting stage 1. Don't learn the names to begin with.




    Instead, use friendly terms like buddy, pally, friendo, man, etc.



    Yer on your own on the other 3!:lol:
     
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    ^hilarious!
     
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