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The 12 Seasons of Ohio

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Bikersluggo, Feb 25, 2021.

  1. Bikersluggo

    Bikersluggo Tele-Holic

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    I saw this on Instagram today and it gave me a chuckle. It's funny because it's true...

    Ohio's 12 Seasons:

    Winter
    Fools Spring
    Second Winter
    Spring of Deception
    Third Winter
    The Pollening
    Actual Spring
    Summer
    Hell's Front Porch
    False Fall
    Second Summer
    Actual Fall

    We're in Fool's Spring this week.
     
  2. Mouth

    Mouth Tele-Afflicted

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    We have Summer and February.

    We also have a saying "If you dont like the weather, wait 10 minutes."

    I've experienced snow, hail, rain, 40 mph winds and 80 degrees all in the same morning.
     
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  3. ReverendRevolver

    ReverendRevolver Tele-Afflicted

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    Theres a magical day between third winter and the pollening shere they don't have construction crews on 70% of all highways.
     
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  4. rcole_sooner

    rcole_sooner Poster Extraordinaire

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    Yep, thems is our seasons too.
     
  5. archetype

    archetype Fiend of Leo's

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    Oh, yes! True. Thanks for that!

    I suggest Winter Of Our Discontent instead of Second Winter.

    In Western NY we've had Fall Disaster seasons between Actual Fall and Winter. October and November have occasionally delivered ice storms, trees downed, and 7 1/2 feet of snow. (I slipped and spelled snot, there. Fixed it.)
     
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  6. lathoto

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    I live in Ohio as well. One day out of the year, around quitting time in the Spring, there will be a breeze coming off the lake cooling one side of your face while the sun is warming the other side.
     
  7. OlRedNeckHippy

    OlRedNeckHippy Friend of Leo's

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    Well.....I couldn't help myself... I was reminded of a favorite album from my youth.

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