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Teles are NOT sexy!

Discussion in 'Telecaster Discussion Forum' started by rhinocaster, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. rhinocaster

    rhinocaster Friend of Leo's

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    That's what I've heard.

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  2. rghill

    rghill Tele-Afflicted

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    Stories about lack of sexiness have been greatly exaggerated!
     
  3. flag72

    flag72 Tele-Afflicted

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    well EXXXXXXXXXXCUSE me but with those nice curve tele are very sexy...lol ;)
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  4. mort

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    Those maple boards don't help one damn bit either :rolleyes:
     
  5. rhinocaster

    rhinocaster Friend of Leo's

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    I KNOW!
     
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    Sometimes they can be !
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  7. mellecaster

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    Example #2
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  8. First Time Tele

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    Nice curves!!!!!:cool:
     
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    The lovely Miz Phair
     

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  10. rhinocaster

    rhinocaster Friend of Leo's

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    This is a hijack that there's no coming back from. Oh well, have fun.
     
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  11. chipbutty24

    chipbutty24 Friend of Leo's

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    I'll play!

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  12. oramac7891

    oramac7891 Friend of Leo's

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    I find the Tele very sexy
     
  13. Mechanic

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    I think the OP should be banned for that statement. :lol:
    Now I have to figure out how to postersize Miss Clark. Lover her music.
    Her Tele is easy on the eyes as well.
     
  14. Rumblebones

    Rumblebones Tele-Holic

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    The girls holding the Telecasters are sexy.
     
  15. Tonemonkey

    Tonemonkey Poster Extraordinaire

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    Aahhh, but their lovliness is amplified / multiplied and electrified by the sexiness of the Tele.
     
  16. Triton Thrasher

    Triton Thrasher Tele-Afflicted

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    Well, you only have to look at the Strat players who never get laid and the Gibson players who only get hit on by people of the wrong sex.

    There would be a lot less sex in a World without Telecasters. It's been proved in laboratories and everything.
     
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    Triton Thrasher Tele-Afflicted

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  18. MN Punk

    MN Punk Tele-Holic

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    I used to think the Telecaster was both ugly and stupid-looking.

    Then I owned one. I love how it plays and sounds so much, it's become kind of beautiful to me.

    Sort of like how if you have the best sex of your life with somebody who has a mole on their face, then moles become kind of a turn-on for you.
     
  19. Tonemonkey

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    Sorry, I ain't feeling you bro'............:neutral:
     

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  20. LiamDalmon

    LiamDalmon Tele-Holic

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    Ah.... but would you think those lasses were anything special if they weren't carrying telecasters? I see lots of lovely ladies every time I visit Tescos.;)
     
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