TDPRI, I present to you...a shovel.

[hdvades]

Pretty sure that one was a PRS limited edition run. Pretty rare too.

 

[Big Ds G string]

I came across a bedpan guitar at an antique shop a couple weeks ago. Unique conversation piece, but sounds like crap.

 

[P Thought]

Leroy, quit that shoveling, you're keeping the neighbors awake!

Hide yer knuckles, kids, TD's poppin' 'em now!

 

[Toto'sDad]

Don’t drag me into this…

You're so big, you keep the neighbors awake scratching you heinie!

 

[bottlenecker]

Yeah, that wasn't fair. In reality, we use a rake for removing horse poop, but I didn't want to upset Eugene Chadbourne. He literally made a career using a rake for a guitar.

And here it is...

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And a quote from the man about why...

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Most days you get this deep in a shovel- guitar thread and there's no Eugene Chadbourne pay off at all, and you can only wonder why you hung in there for just a bunch of bad puns.

Well not today!

 

[Toto'sDad]

You beat me to it but I can handle it.

Don't go digging a hole you can't climb out of!

 

[Mouth]

Now who will turn a guitar into a shovel?

 

[chris m.]

You could use the bedpan and shovel guitars to earn your Ph.D.-- "Piled higher and deeper". In grad school we said that a B.S. was "bul*sh*t", an M.S. was "more sh*t", and a Ph.D. was "piled higher and deeper"....

 

[hemingway]

I'd use it for Ace of Spades.

 

[Toto'sDad]

Don't go digging a hole you can't climb out of!

I meant musically while playing a shovel guitar, er, maybe this is getting too complicated?

 

[Papanate]

took me a minute to realize it was some form a stringed instrument. I hope they get what they are asking...

 

[nvilletele]

Everyone’s just beating around the bush here.

I think it’s time we called a spade, a spade.

 

[nvilletele]

You gotta admit, though, that this is a groundbreaking invention.

 

[nvilletele]

There’s just no point to that git-shovel.

 

[Toto'sDad]

I'd just hazard a guess that if you used that thing to dig out the septic tank, it would be just another crappy guitar.

 

[String Tree]

You wouldn't need a stand just shove it in the ground.

Good for Roots Rock.

 

[String Tree]

I came across a bedpan guitar at an antique shop a couple weeks ago. Unique conversation piece, but sounds like crap.

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THAT is a Sound Hole.
YEP!!!