TDPRI, I present to you...a shovel.

Big Ds G string

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I came across a bedpan guitar at an antique shop a couple weeks ago. Unique conversation piece, but sounds like crap.

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bottlenecker

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Yeah, that wasn't fair. In reality, we use a rake for removing horse poop, but I didn't want to upset Eugene Chadbourne. He literally made a career using a rake for a guitar.

And here it is...

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And a quote from the man about why...

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Most days you get this deep in a shovel- guitar thread and there's no Eugene Chadbourne pay off at all, and you can only wonder why you hung in there for just a bunch of bad puns.

Well not today!
 

chris m.

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You could use the bedpan and shovel guitars to earn your Ph.D.-- "Piled higher and deeper". In grad school we said that a B.S. was "bul*sh*t", an M.S. was "more sh*t", and a Ph.D. was "piled higher and deeper"....
 

Papanate

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took me a minute to realize it was some form a stringed instrument. I hope they get what they are asking...
 

Toto'sDad

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I'd just hazard a guess that if you used that thing to dig out the septic tank, it would be just another crappy guitar.
 




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