As in WAITRONS. (formerly titled "stupid server stories") One of my first jobs was washing dishes when I was a skinny, underdeveloped 14 year old. One of the privileges of that job was getting to be the sucker who had to empty all the garbage cans in the kitchen into a 5 foot high dumpster out back at the end of the night. Servers kept bus tubs full of ice out in the front of the house for things like butter pats, creamers and stuff. This one waitress would bring the tubs back at the end of the night, after putting the foodstuffs away properly, and empty the tubs into the trash barrels. Every single time she did it, all the kitchen staff would shout at her to take it to the back sink and empty it there. "But that's twice as far away!" Waah waah waah. Kitchen staff laughed at her behind her back and straight to her face over this. Well, I was having a hard time lifting the unnecessarily heavy trash up into the dumpster, so before long this became not just my problem but the cooks too, since I kept having to go ask them to help me. You can imagine how this stupid waitress caught it once the cooks got involved. "Well if it's that heavy, why doesn't he just wait for it to melt!"