Steven Seagal: Please quit making movies, there isn't enough room on the screen for you.

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  1. Danjabellza

    Danjabellza Friend of Leo's

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    He’s going to eventually make a movie about a old timer blues guitarist cop with a troubled past who gets in bad with Russian Triads(way worse than the Chinese triads) and he has to learn a secret and ancient Japanese blues riff that will stop the hearts of his enemies. But to do it, he has to confront the trouble that troubled his troubled past. He’s not sure he can do it. But, luckily he was also an air force PJ/seal/ranger and learned some guitar aikido. That’ll help.
     
  2. Manual Slim

    Manual Slim Tele-Afflicted

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    Seriously. There’s far more to make fun of than his body.
     
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    I watch his movies just to laugh at the way he runs
     
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    68tele Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    I find it hilarious that a mawg blooze guy is the whipping boy on this forum
     
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  6. Danjabellza

    Danjabellza Friend of Leo's

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    Is 67 still middle aged?
     
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    952140F5-C1A5-4486-8A59-AE8D3F0E8BC8.jpeg He’s just preparing to study a different martial art. F8478182-C2F6-482F-8808-BE2946E1DF74.jpeg
     
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    His 80s stuff is classic though. out for justice, above the law, hard to kill....classic tough guys movies.
     
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    Steven Segal is Tough.
    But, he will never be Chuck Norris Tough!!!
     
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    What a shame TDPRI is becoming a forum for threads like this.
    Or, maybe it has always been this way and I just noticed.
     
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