1. Win a Broadcaster or one of 3 Teles! The annual Supporting Member Giveaway is on. To enter Click Here. To see all the prizes and full details Click Here. To view the thread about the giveaway Click Here.

Steak

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by schmee, Jul 10, 2020.

  1. schmee

    schmee Doctor of Teleocity

    Posts:
    14,913
    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2003
    Location:
    northwest
    Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find your steak?
    Me: Super easy, it was right next to the potatoes!

    Waiter in a French restaurant: How did you find your Steak, sir?
    Patron: I moved the bean, and there it was!
     
  2. Preacher

    Preacher Friend of Leo's

    Posts:
    4,494
    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2007
    Location:
    Big D
    I actually took my wife out to a steak house since we have not done that since before all the stuff happened.
    I savored all 10 ounces of medium rare goodness!
     
    telestratosonic likes this.
  3. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Telefied Silver Supporter

    Posts:
    20,599
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2010
    Location:
    Houston
    Yes please. Medium well.
     
    richiek65 and drlucky like this.
  4. uriah1

    uriah1 Telefied Gold Supporter

    Posts:
    23,919
    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2011
    Location:
    Around
    Filet-Mignon and A1 and mushrooms
     
    Engine Swap and rangercaster like this.
  5. rangercaster

    rangercaster Poster Extraordinaire

    Posts:
    8,501
    Joined:
    May 8, 2008
    Location:
    Knoxville TN for now
    "Waiter ... what's this fly doing in my soup ???"


    " Well, Sir ... it looks like the backstroke to me ... "

    ...
     
  6. Blue

    Blue Tele-Afflicted

    Posts:
    1,122
    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2008
    Location:
    England
    Waiter.... this fish is not cooked properly...

    What makes you say that?

    It's ate all the chips.
     
  7. rangercaster

    rangercaster Poster Extraordinaire

    Posts:
    8,501
    Joined:
    May 8, 2008
    Location:
    Knoxville TN for now
    Dead cow is a great delicacy in the States ...
     
    TheGoodTexan likes this.
  8. LutherBurger

    LutherBurger Poster Extraordinaire

    Posts:
    5,638
    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2013
    Location:
    NYC
    At my favorite steakhouse here, which is sadly long-gone, I always ordered the 22oz filet mignon, Pittsburgh-style. It was about the size of a softball, and very easy to find on the plate. :)
     
  9. rangercaster

    rangercaster Poster Extraordinaire

    Posts:
    8,501
    Joined:
    May 8, 2008
    Location:
    Knoxville TN for now
    Because it took up the whole plate ...
     
  10. getbent

    getbent Telefied Silver Supporter

    Posts:
    42,525
    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2006
    Location:
    San Benito County, California
    ima cook new york's for the crew tonight... lots of work to do this weekend!
     
  11. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Telefied Silver Supporter

    Posts:
    20,599
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2010
    Location:
    Houston
    What is a steak pun? A medium where anything well done is rare.
     
    Rustbucket and richiek65 like this.
  12. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Friend of Leo's

    Posts:
    4,925
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2017
    Location:
    UK
    Ribeye Ribeye Ribeye
     
  13. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Posts:
    49,564
    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2011
    Location:
    Bakersfield
    I bought a couple of steaks to grill yesterday, getting them home was fairly easy.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. dogmeat

    dogmeat Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    70
    Posts:
    2,645
    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2017
    Location:
    Alaska
    ... its whats on the grill tonight!
     
  15. dogmeat

    dogmeat Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    70
    Posts:
    2,645
    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2017
    Location:
    Alaska
    ............I think I love you............................... I wanna know for sure......................

    you moooooooooooooove me......

    wild thing, you make my heart sing.....
     
    Toto'sDad likes this.
  16. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Tele Axpert Ad Free Member

    Age:
    63
    Posts:
    94,658
    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2009
    Location:
    Austin, Tx
    Ribeye, medium.
    Not medium rare.
    Medium.
    Gracias!
     
    telestratosonic and Toto'sDad like this.
  17. drf64

    drf64 Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    56
    Posts:
    9,447
    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2009
    Location:
    Ada, MI

    My father was a steak snob. He once sent my poor mother back to the store to return a bottle of A1, which he deemed inferior. His sauce of choice was Heinz 57. In protest I refused to use any sauce on steak.
     
    yojimbo, kcarlos, richiek65 and 2 others like this.
  18. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Posts:
    49,564
    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2011
    Location:
    Bakersfield
    You cookin' a steak, or makin' a shoe sole?
     
  19. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Friend of Leo's

    Posts:
    4,925
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2017
    Location:
    UK
    Bottled sauce on a fine steak? Go directly to jail
     
    as5431, FenderLover, Mike SS and 14 others like this.
  20. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Tele Axpert Ad Free Member

    Age:
    63
    Posts:
    94,658
    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2009
    Location:
    Austin, Tx
    I just prefer a steak that doesn’t try to get up and leave in the middle of dinner!;)
     
IMPORTANT: Treat everyone here with respect, no matter how difficult!
No sex, drug, political, religion or hate discussion permitted here.