Splash Back (Potty Content)

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  1. McGlamRock

    McGlamRock Poster Extraordinaire

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    The restrooms at my job were recently remodeled. I am not happy with the new toilets. Whenever I have to be seated for business, the toilet bowl's shape/angle causes a terrible "splash back" effect in the front.

    I am a well travelled man. I have been all over the world and used many different toilets; some fine thrones carved from solid gold and inlayed with diamonds. Others a simple hole in the ground. All have served their primary function.

    I hope someone older and higher up the food chain complains. I don't want this filthy complaint in my personnel file.
     
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    esseff Tele-Afflicted

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    The designers clearly weren't using their heads...
     
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    Guitarteach Doctor of Teleocity

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    Not a pics or it didn’t happen thread.
     
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    Guitarteach Doctor of Teleocity

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    Hello sailor
     
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    Too bad marketing got involved.
     
  6. _MementoMori_

    _MementoMori_ Tele-Afflicted

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    Nice try, Big Brother.
    In the meantime, you could toss a big wad of TP in that area to act as a sponge before doing your business.
     
  7. Digital Larry

    Digital Larry Friend of Leo's

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    That reminds me of my first summer job in tech, at IBM, when one of the guys I worked with told me [STORY COMPLETELY REDACTED IN ADVANCE]. Well, I thought it was pretty funny.
     
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    Functional design really is #1

    :rolleyes:
     
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    The Bad Dog Cafe is for off-topic discussions...but that doesn't mean all topics are appropriate.

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