The restrooms at my job were recently remodeled. I am not happy with the new toilets. Whenever I have to be seated for business, the toilet bowl's shape/angle causes a terrible "splash back" effect in the front. I am a well travelled man. I have been all over the world and used many different toilets; some fine thrones carved from solid gold and inlayed with diamonds. Others a simple hole in the ground. All have served their primary function. I hope someone older and higher up the food chain complains. I don't want this filthy complaint in my personnel file.