Soy, Almond, and Goat's Milk are Not Milk...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by JayFreddy, Jul 24, 2018.

  1. Nickadermis

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    Growing up my uncle had his 70’s Mustang Mach 1 landau top eaten off by Pops goats.......... he was NOT happy :)
     
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    Mmm. Try this download.jpg
     
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    aerhed Friend of Leo's

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    Oh yeah, you can milk a squirrel.
     
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    And what about breast milk/mother's milk?

    Woman fluid?
     
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    Where does this leave Milk Of Magnesia?

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    And what of Macbeth?

    Yet doe I feare thy Nature, It is too full o' th' Milke of humane kindnesse.
     
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    Yeah.

    His non-dairy secretions were the end of him...
     
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  9. JayFreddy

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    Headlight fluid?

    Right next to the blinker fluid on the cub scout inventory of auto supplies...

    If the FDA really does go through with this ridiculous law, I think the best thing to do is just ignore it altogether and keep using the term "milk".

    Manufacturers could spell it "Mylk" to get around the lawyers...
     
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    The dairy lobby must have done something tricky to make them not allow goat milk. "Goat mammary secretions" is bound to sell less.

    As for the other stuff, I think I've even seen packages with "almond drink" or "soy drink" before.
     
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    no one over 4 should be drinking milk, no one at all should be consuming soy.
     
  13. tfarny

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    Well, milk has been a dietary staple of certain human groups since pre-agriculture times, and soy in other forms is a main protein source for about 1/4 the planet (though I don't consume it). They're not exactly Twinkies and Red Bull on the scale of things.
     
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    My vote-

    "Almond Juice! It's not from a boob!"
     
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    What's the ruckus? It identifies itself right on the carton... "Soy Milk" = "I am Milk" :p
     
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    We just need to accept the proper name for almond and related beverages are called "Nut Juice" and move on with our lives.
     
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    If it comes out of a you-know-what, it's milk.

    You can call it anything you want, but I am declaring this the Funniest Thread on TDPRI in July.
     
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  18. Wally

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    I will defer and let YOU milk the squirrels!! :D

    As for industry lobbying...paying off....politicians for government largesse??????? Well.....that is a discussion we can’t have here, can we???

    Someone is milking someone, right??
     
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    Comedians can no longer milk an audience?
     
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    I can't believe it's not milk!
     
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