So I went to buy dog food this morning…

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…and found that the local convenience store had nothing but cat food in stock. That meant I had to walk to the nearby Don Quixote store, which is the only other place open early on a Saturday morning.

It was an interesting walk, as I live in Roppongi, in Tokyo, and Don Quixote (known as “Donki” in Japan) is pretty much in the middle of the night club district, the most notorious in Japan.

On Saturday mornings the club workers are all out on the street going home. Most of these clubs are adult-oriented, so there are lots of female and female-looking hostesses, dancers, and masseuses walking to the stations or bus stops. There are also the bartenders, touts, bouncers, and riffraff also going home. Add to this the drunks who missed the last train the night before, with the conscious ones staggering around like zombies, and the unconscious ones passed out on bus stops or behind vending machines.

Through this freak show are school kids going to school (yes, kids in Japan go to school on Saturdays), and the crossing guards are helping them cross the street. The police are out waking up the unconscious drunks, and a couple of them were being “entertained” by a group of young ladies (I think they were ladies) wearing fuzzy rabbit ears and cotton tails.

As I was getting near Don Quixote, a couple Thai “ladies” came up to me and encouraged me to get a massage. “You look like movie star!,” “You so tall,” and, “Where you from? We give you free massage!”

I managed to untangle myself, get into the store to buy dog food, and then leave by a different door so I could avoid the Thai “ladies.” Outside the door was an angry young drunk man having an argument with a plastic bag, he tried to kick the bag, only to fall over and hit his head on a curb, and start bleeding profusely all over a parked car.

Eventually I got home, fed the dog, and then ordered a several months supply of dog food (and some beer) from Amazon.
 

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I have been in many parts of Tokyo and other places in Japan, but i have never been in Roppongi. There are many versions of Japan, but that does sound like one of them. My base was usually Yokohama, which is not like that.
 

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…and found that the local convenience store had nothing but cat food in stock. That meant I had to walk to the nearby Don Quixote store, which is the only other place open early on a Saturday morning.

It was an interesting walk, as I live in Roppongi, in Tokyo, and Don Quixote (known as “Donki” in Japan) is pretty much in the middle of the night club district, the most notorious in Japan.

On Saturday mornings the club workers are all out on the street going home. Most of these clubs are adult-oriented, so there are lots of female and female-looking hostesses, dancers, and masseuses walking to the stations or bus stops. There are also the bartenders, touts, bouncers, and riffraff also going home. Add to this the drunks who missed the last train the night before, with the conscious ones staggering around like zombies, and the unconscious ones passed out on bus stops or behind vending machines.

Through this freak show are school kids going to school (yes, kids in Japan go to school on Saturdays), and the crossing guards are helping them cross the street. The police are out waking up the unconscious drunks, and a couple of them were being “entertained” by a group of young ladies (I think they were ladies) wearing fuzzy rabbit ears and cotton tails.

As I was getting near Don Quixote, a couple Thai “ladies” came up to me and encouraged me to get a massage. “You look like movie star!,” “You so tall,” and, “Where you from? We give you free massage!”

I managed to untangle myself, get into the store to buy dog food, and then leave by a different door so I could avoid the Thai “ladies.” Outside the door was an angry young drunk man having an argument with a plastic bag, he tried to kick the bag, only to fall over and hit his head on a curb, and start bleeding profusely all over a parked car.

Eventually I got home, fed the dog, and then ordered a several months supply of dog food (and some beer) from Amazon.
My 71 year-old brother and his wife have been to Japan, including Okinawa (he likes to snorkle) three times in the last ten years. All before the you-know-what. His hobby is photography (stills and videos) and he sends us a long video of the holiday every time. He loves the country and is making plans for another trip. He says Tokyo is safe and it's the cleanest city he's ever been in. And he's been everywhere.
 

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…and found that the local convenience store had nothing but cat food in stock. That meant I had to walk to the nearby Don Quixote store, which is the only other place open early on a Saturday morning.

It was an interesting walk, as I live in Roppongi, in Tokyo, and Don Quixote (known as “Donki” in Japan) is pretty much in the middle of the night club district, the most notorious in Japan.

On Saturday mornings the club workers are all out on the street going home. Most of these clubs are adult-oriented, so there are lots of female and female-looking hostesses, dancers, and masseuses walking to the stations or bus stops. There are also the bartenders, touts, bouncers, and riffraff also going home. Add to this the drunks who missed the last train the night before, with the conscious ones staggering around like zombies, and the unconscious ones passed out on bus stops or behind vending machines.

Through this freak show are school kids going to school (yes, kids in Japan go to school on Saturdays), and the crossing guards are helping them cross the street. The police are out waking up the unconscious drunks, and a couple of them were being “entertained” by a group of young ladies (I think they were ladies) wearing fuzzy rabbit ears and cotton tails.

As I was getting near Don Quixote, a couple Thai “ladies” came up to me and encouraged me to get a massage. “You look like movie star!,” “You so tall,” and, “Where you from? We give you free massage!”

I managed to untangle myself, get into the store to buy dog food, and then leave by a different door so I could avoid the Thai “ladies.” Outside the door was an angry young drunk man having an argument with a plastic bag, he tried to kick the bag, only to fall over and hit his head on a curb, and start bleeding profusely all over a parked car.

Eventually I got home, fed the dog, and then ordered a several months supply of dog food (and some beer) from Amazon.
You pain a vivid picture for sure. Maybe you can paint to like that painting in the background of Good Times.
 

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So how was the “massage”?
These massage parlors are not places for sober people with clear eyesight, and such people are scarce on early Saturday mornings in Roppongi. If you are drunk enough, you probably won’t notice your pretty masseuse is actually old enough to be a grandmother, and/or is showing a little 5 o’clock shadow. Needless to say (I hope), I took a pass on the massage.

But there are places in Roppongi in which the ladies are too pretty for words, these places don’t send touts out to pull in clients off the street. The nightclub district aside, Roppongi is one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the world.
 

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It was an interesting walk, as I live in Roppongi, in Tokyo, and Don Quixote (known as “Donki” in Japan) is pretty much in the middle of the night club district, the most notorious in Japan.
Great story, would make some great lyrics, set to the tune of Penny Lane.
 

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Roppongi?
I remember the name and fortunately many fun but next-day painful nights there!
You're right about beautiful ladies at some of the bars. Simply gorgeous but most of the good girls go home early.
Gas Panic and Motown are 2 bars I remember quite well.
Is Seventh Heaven still open? Great place to meet your next best friend - I'm kidding but a good time was had there!
 
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