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SNL Almost Killed Me... Weird Little Flute

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Torren61, Apr 12, 2021.

  1. Torren61

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    I laughed so hard I lost my breath. My stomach hurt from laughing so much.

     
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    I'll never know... :cry:

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    Redd and Kid Cudi
    Willie!
    I got it, uh, uh, uh

    [Verse 1: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
    We got the fits, we got the flow
    We got the 808s, we got the xanned out tempo
    We got that drip drip drip, we got that brut
    The only thing missing is that weird little flute
    That weird little flute
    I love that weird little flute
    We need that weird little flute

    [Verse 2: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
    We in the club, that place is hoppin'
    The bass is pumpin', the Cristal poppin' (Woo)
    A girl comes up to me, she kinda cute
    She says

    "Yo, what's that in your pants?"
    I say, "Oh, that? It's my weird little flute
    That's my weird little flute
    I can't go anywhere without it
    We even got one in the bottle
    That weird little flute

    [Bridge: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
    Flute flute flute flute
    "Big Pimpin'" had a
    Flute flute flute flute
    "Sure Shot" had a
    Flute flute flute flute
    "Mask Off" had a
    Flute flute flute flute
    Rappers love their little flutes


    [Verse 3: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
    I never stay out too late, I gotta get home real quick
    I gotta clean the spit outta my weird little flute with a clog and a stick
    I keep it safe as hell in a tiny-ass case
    And I know which one is mine 'cause it's got stickers all over the place

    Sometimes playing it can be difficult
    So I practice hard like Thibodeau
    And the only time I get real high is when I play my piccolo
    We're the fourth, third, second chair
    Not the first, but we don't care
    'Cause someone's even better than us
    Stephanie Giannopoulos
    She's the truth
    I play pool with my weird little flute
    I scratch my back with my weird little flute
    I get stopped by TSA
    They say that has to be X-rayed
    So I jump in the machine and they watch me as I play
    I pretend I'm Harry Potter with my weird little flute
    Eat a bowl of ramen noodles with a couple of flutes
    When it looks like grandma's sleepin'
    But I can't tell if she's breathin'
    I give her just a little tiny poke with my weird little flute


    [Bridge: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
    Flute flute flute flute
    Everybody loves their
    Flute flute flute flute
    Timmy Chalamet loves a
    Flute flute flute flute
    The whole world loves their
    Flute flute flute flute
    Rappers love their little flutes


    [Spoken: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Carey Mulligan]
    Guys! You guys have been sitting here for, like, four hours

    Yeah, we just been chillin' though

    No, actually you haven't. Look at the security footage

    Oh, snap

    Listen, you have to buy something or leave

    In that case, we'll buy all of your flutes

    [Bridge: Chris Redd, Carey Mulligan, Kid Cudi]
    Flute flute flute flute
    They only cost like 80 dollars
    Flute flute flute flute
    It's really not that expensive

    Flute flute flute flute
    I'm gonna get a big promotion
    We love our weird little flutes

    [Outro: Chris Redd, Timothée Chalamet]
    It's good, it's good!
    Flute!
     
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    That’s funny right there! I don’t care who yare’
     
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    Here’s one of my favorites. Justin Timberlake can be hilarious.

     
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    The weird little flute is hilarious!
     
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    It was ok.

    Kind of like Samberg/Fallon/etc. et all attempts at funny.

    I'll show myself out. I got skies to shake fists at.
     
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    They're not super funny at the start, they get better from the middle of the video.
     
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    i noticed the musical guest was a dude wearing a dress and he wasn't very talented or good looking either o_O
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    That was good, but still laughed harder at the Migos rip with A$AP.

     
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    Hahaha!
     
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    Kid Cudi, in his own words showing love for Kurt Cobain. I don’t listen to him much anymore but I liked his stuff when he was featuring St. Vincent (w/ Cage) and Ratatat.
     
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    And let's not forget this one:

     
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    I'm not a hater of that "type" of music, but he struck me as not very good
     
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    Probably just me, but this reminded me of Brian Ray and the Bayonets.
     
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    Ok I'm old and expected to hate it but it was funny. Maybe not samurai night clerk funny, but funny.
     
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    I wasn't too impressed until the end of that second song. He did manage to genuinely emote with some sincerity. I gave him points for not relying on auto tune like so many others do, and for being subversive by wearing that dress.
     
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    Like many, many things, humor evolves, especially since it requires context to be funny, and context also constantly changes. I think if you resist that change, you lose out on laughter, and that is sad.
     
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    I would like to point out in the skit prior to this song, one of the characters says to the other character "I doff my cap to you, Sir!"
     
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