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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by 4pickupguy, Aug 24, 2016.
I don't remember too well but I think John Wayne was in it
The best things in life...often cost the most.
"If you don't like the movie, quietly leave"
and, being the great procrastinator I am....
"Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow"
Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today. If you do it today and find you like it, you can do it again tomorrow.
I told my wife I was going for a walk. She asked how long I would be gone for? I said, the entire time.
I told my wife that she's the only woman I have ever slept with.
She said, "No way".
I said, "Oh yes. All the other ones kept me up all night."
Woman asks her guy "How many women have you slept with?"
He replies "Well, let me see. First there was Jane, then Helen, Mary, You, Diane..."
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
- Audrey Hepburn
Yes, I quoted Audrey Hepburn... What of it? <grin>
No matter how good she looks, someone somewhere is sick of putting up with her crap.
You are not paranoid if they really are out to get you.
If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
If Daddy ain't happy, ain't nobody cares.
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous
Procrastinators unite!!!!!! Tomorrow.
Sometimes technology is not our partner.
This ain't no dress rehearsal, it's the real thing.
I'm a plumbing/hvac contractor..I tell my men when the jobs are a little tough...If it was easy, they wouldn't need you.
My alltime favorite.....Just because I said I would fix it doesn't mean you have to bring it up every year.
A horse is like a car
You don't have a horse
When all's said and done ... there's nothing left to say or do.
I'd rather be pissed off than...
She only bitches when she breathes.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone. (Thanks dad.)