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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Fenderdad1950, Feb 27, 2021.

  1. Fenderdad1950

    Fenderdad1950 Tele-Afflicted

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    I don't know how I could of missed it, but I rooted out a spy in my group of Tele guitars:eek: It is an offset posing as a Telecaster! 20210224_063627_Burst01~2.jpg I am sorry but I must do what any responsible Tele owner should do. In the morning the said dastardly cur will be drawn & quartered on the village courtyard
     
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  2. unixfish

    unixfish Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Kill it! Kill it with fire! :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  3. Oldsmobum

    Oldsmobum Tele-Holic

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    I was given a unrouted jazz master type body in a trade for a piece of furniture. I then designed what amounts to an offset telecaster, thinking how unique and clever I was and how cool it was going to look.

    Then I saw they offered this- son of a *****... so much for unique and clever...
     
  4. posttoastie

    posttoastie Tele-Afflicted

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    Good Call.
     

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  5. JL_LI

    JL_LI Friend of Leo's

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    Offset Lives Matter
     
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  6. PhredE

    PhredE Tele-Afflicted

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    Frank Zappa's famous words come to mind..

    You could just play it :)
     
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  7. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Tele Axpert Ad Free Member

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    Groovy!
     
  8. Fenderdad1950

    Fenderdad1950 Tele-Afflicted

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    I can't, it has shamed the family name
     
  9. loopfinding

    loopfinding Friend of Leo's

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    you should make it pay for its heresy by routing for a jazzmaster trem and installing a tele bigsby plate.
     
  10. Strebs

    Strebs Tele-Meister

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    Didn't Blue Oyster Cult sing Don't Fear The Offset?

    If they didn't, they should have.
     
  11. hemingway

    hemingway Poster Extraordinaire

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    I have an offset

    It's a lonely subset

    You needn't be upset

    We're a small

    but select set

    to love it

    is your best bet
     
  12. Richie Cunningham

    Richie Cunningham Tele-Afflicted

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    I kinda like it.
     
  13. Tele-friend

    Tele-friend Tele-Meister

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    Let us make offsets great again! :)
     
  14. Gardo

    Gardo Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    You could choose exile. I'll volunteer to keep the offender locked up with no chance of parole.
     
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