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  1. Frank'n'censed

    Frank'n'censed Doctor of Teleocity

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  2. blowtorch

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    Hold my beer, and watch this...
     
  3. Gibson

    Gibson Friend of Leo's

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    Sounds delicious. Is it a recommendation based on something you made yourself?

    What's BDD?
     
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    Have you ever had to make up your mind
    and say yes to one and leave the other behind

    and didn't
     
  5. Paul in Colorado

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    There's a busy ungated/non-signaled train crossing with double tracks off the state highway
    A truck carrying propane with the driver listening to loud music through headphones is heading that way
    Family in station wagon is following close behind. The parents are arguing about which way they should be going.
    Above them, a single engine plane is being flown by a man with his teen aged son as passenger
    Suddenly, the pilot has health emergency and the plane has a malfunction
    It's really foggy
    An attractive college girl just had a fight with her boyfriend and she sped off from his apartment crying
    There's a high speed Police chase on the highway. The criminal has nothing to lose
    It looks like the train carrying spent plutonium from the nuclear power plant is heading toward that crossing.
    And the Zephyr Starlight Crescent passenger train from Central City is coming from the other direction faster then it should be going under those conditions....

    I wonder what will happen???
     
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    A movie of the week.
     
  7. Paul in Colorado

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    Pretty much! :D
     
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    Just add alcohol.
     
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    It usually involved whiskey....

    "Things that I used to do, Lord I won't do no more."
     
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    Any alcohol, motor vehicles, power tools, sharp objects, fire, explosives, or firearms.
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    That's the original Hold my beer and watch this. And no good story ever started with a salad.
     
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    Say it ain't so

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  13. Frank'n'censed

    Frank'n'censed Doctor of Teleocity

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    NICE one, Sebastian!
     
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    1970's amplifier modified by backyard bubba. Not sure why every time I touch the strings and my mouth hits the microphone that I feel like I'm getting electrocuted.
     
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    wearing loose cuffed, long sleeved shirts while using power tools.... ;)
     
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    Is this the next Final Destination sequel?
     
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    Watching a 19 year old family member fall in love with a psycho sex maniac high maintenance bipolar chick. OMG. 2 kids and 20 years later it's a burning ring of fire. Many movie titles could describe the stages I watched them go through. It was a disaster that I foresaw when it all began.
     
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    Hey, hold my salad! I've got to stop someth......banggggggggggggggggg
     
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    Frank'n'censed Doctor of Teleocity

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