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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by PelhamSG, Aug 30, 2018.
If you wrestle with a skunk you’ll probably win, but at the end of the day it ain’t hardly worth it.
It's the reformed whore who sings loudest in church.
The optimist thinks his glass is half full.
The pessimist thinks his glass is half empty.
The engineer resents the wasted capacity and thinks the glass should be modified to contain the exact quantity of liquid available.
I like it. I have never heard the last line but I know and have worked with engineers like that.
Many a man has fallen in love by a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
Being in love is an excellent reason to have an affair. It is no reason at all to get married.
Also, one of my late father's sayings: "When poverty walks in the door, love flies out of the window."
Two from my late dad:
"Never wear a necktie that's cleverer than you are."
"The rain, it raineth on the just
and also the unjust fella,
but mostly on the just, because
the unjust steals the just's umbrella."
Good one, and very true
If you're gonna be a turd, go lay on the lawn.
Where Zen ends, ass kicking begins. -- Steven Hyde on That 70s Show
There is iron in your words of death.
As said to my wife and her six sisters by their Grandma while having a discussion on work and income,,Your all sittin on Gold mines!
Make the most of life, your a long time dead..
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig!
You can’t polish a turd!!
All your base are belong to us!
Coffee has consequences.
Perception is reality.
If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave its arse and walk it backwards.
no such thing as bad weather, just bad gear.
The stock market was going up like a new bridge's nightie.
If it hasn't been scheduled, it doesn't exist.
The only real authority is competence.
A Threefer from historian Daniel Boorstin:
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.