Say a coworker put their hands on you in a threatening way...

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  1. Guitarteach

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    I am pretty sure he was trying a Vulcan neck pinch from the more detailed, subsequent descriptions.
     
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    ^^^^Man, Spock is such a cad. Using his Vulcan grip to take advantage of a hot green woman; no different than if he had fed her roofies. What a dog. I'll bet Cosby's hiding in the closet waiting his turn.

    At least Kirk had the suave tools to woo them, seduce them with his staccato swagger and the Captain's chair.
     
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    Before reading this thread, I didn’t realize this site has so many stone-cold, take-no-prisoners badasses with mad warrior skills. Quinton Tarantino should be making movies about you guys.
     
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    She reported Spock to his boss.

     
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  8. heltershelton

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    well, everyone here is still alive.
    theres a reason for that.:)
     
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    Actually not too much was heard from the most fearsome martial arts expert of all on the forum. A man who practices the little known deadly art of Kung Fu bagpipism, whirling around and around in his too short kilt until his opponent is bedazzled then striking with a killing blast from his bagpipes.

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    2 words: Neck Beard. Problem solved.
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    What the heck could she expect from a man wearing a sports bra?
     
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    If you think your martial skills, superior intellect, incredible good looks and friendly demeanor is what's keeping you from Mr. Reaper then you've not been paying attention. In general the difference between most people who are here and most people who aren't is down to dumb luck and good fortune. We've been lucky.....so far.
     
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    mr reaper knocks on my door every day.....you dont even know.
     
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    If you're really gonna be a real tough guy, you have to not own anything of value, walk bear footed upon the earth, and carry what meager possessions you have in a little bag slung 'round your neck. (neck? neck? neck?) Then of course someone will come along an wanna put you in a cheezy tv series.
     
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    That's the thing....sometimes you know when he's knocking......sometimes he doesn't announce himself at all. I'm not saying luck and good fortune account for every aspect of surviving another day but it probably accounts for the majority of it IMO/E. Think of all the close calls you've had that were just a hair more than a close call for others under similar circumstances......had nothing to do with intelligence or skill.....dumb luck. That's life on planet earth.

    And if you're aware of Mr. R knocking everyday then I suspect your talking about either a lifestyle choice and/or a health issue....and you're absolutely correct, I don't know.....but I wish you luck either way.
     
  16. heltershelton

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    yeah well thanks man
     
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    Don't eat the salmon mousse.

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    The grim reaper gets a lot of bad press just because he goes around killing people. If someone would just take the time to get to know... Uh, if some VOLENTEER would just take the time go get to know him, and report back here on your findings, that would make a great, some might even say KILLER thread!
     
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    ...called Plump Fiction
     
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    Challenge him to a game of chess, maybe?
     
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