The controversial tonsorial appendage is no more, following a visit to my hairdressing friend in Stirling.
Now my only weapons of ire for the modern age breed of visual critics are a half sleeve tattoo, a couple of pairs of cargo shorts, an assortment of socks to wear with sandals and most importantly a bumched shrit.
Goodbye old friend, it's been a pleasure winding up the easily irked.
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