Remember Riddles?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Stringbanger, Jan 27, 2016.

  1. Larry F

    Larry F Doctor of Teleocity Vendor Member

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    I know this isn't what you are looking for, but wouldn't the father be both in front of, as well as, behind the son, when both are in the same orbit of earth?
     
  2. uriah1

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    If a rooster layed an egg on the top of the barn, with the wind from east coming out at 20 mph and wind from the west at 10 mph, which way would it roll.
     
  3. HoodieMcFoodie

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    Roosters don't lay eggs.
     
  4. rarebreed

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    " Riddle me this,Batman ".
     
  5. HoodieMcFoodie

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    An electric locomotive is travelling east and the wind is blowing from the west.
    Which way does the smoke go?
     
  6. tpaul

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    There's no smoke
     
  7. tpaul

    tpaul Poster Extraordinaire

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    On the back to back one, it doesn't matter so long as the earth is round
     
  8. Stringbanger

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    What goes up and down without moving?
     
  9. HoodieMcFoodie

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    Correctamundo Kenny!
     
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    memorex Friend of Leo's

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    He's looking at a photo of himself.
     
  11. kelnet

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    HIS SON.
     
  12. uriah1

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    You guys are good. I guess it works sometimes...lol
     
  13. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    I am in an elevator with Kelnet and Janet and Kelnet is holding a rabbit, and Janet has a butcher knife, who gets off the elevator first?
     
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    This riddle was trickier decades, now, not so much.
     
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    So ... Janet ... is a bit of a body builder?
     
  16. Jack S

    Jack S Friend of Leo's

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    The temperature?
     
  17. Jack S

    Jack S Friend of Leo's

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    Air?
     
  18. Stringbanger

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    Stairs
     
  19. nvilletele

    nvilletele Friend of Leo's

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    Two classic riddles:

    What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and three legs at night? (This one is truly classical . . . .)

    Why is a raven like a writing desk? (this one is from Lewis Carroll)
     
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    Why are man hole covers round?
     
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