Questions You've Always Wondered About Your Favorite Superheroes

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    How does Superman shave?
    (watch the trailers for the soon to be released "Man of Steel". Trailer begins; he has a beard. Trailer ends; clean shaven - how does one cut or shave a "super" beard)

    I spent way too much time this evening watching and posting theories here.
    www.HowDoesHeSHave.com

    How does the Hulk always keep his pants on when every other article of his clothing is ripped off when he grows to large for them?(and why are they always purple?)


    :confused::confused::confused:

    What do you want to know?
     
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    I saw once where he used his heat vision to shave.

    He could use blue krytonite to take away his powers long enough to shave and cut his hair.
     
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    Why do they wear tights? It just doesn't look right on a guy. Wonder Woman Ok, I can see it. She looks pretty sexy. But Superman, Batman, Spiderman? Jeez, put some dang pants on.
     
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    Could superman put out a house fire if he just finished a couple of beers?

    I sound like I am 12.
     
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    Why Superman wears his underwear above his pants?
     
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    why are most super heros either homer or peeter?
     

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    Could a woman have sex with the Flash, and not know it?
     
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    My wife says "yes". :oops:
     
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    Yeah, tights look stupid on a guy. But perhaps when they're flying, they want very little wind resistance.

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    I always wondered why the first two people who spot superman in the opening to the cartoon were so exercised when they thought they were only seeing a bird and a plane.

    "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird!"
    "No! It's a plane!"

    If it stopped right there, they would look kind of kooky.
     
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    How does Donald Duck get away with running around a children's the park without any pants?

    And yes, DD is my favorite super hero.
     
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    The ducks in our local park don't wear pants either. Is that a Colorado hippie thing?
     
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    how do they prioritize?

    mostly they seem preoccupied, obsessed even, with their arch enemies

    like that's all there is
     
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    This is more of an answer than a question.
     
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    Like most superheroes... he waxes.... and doesn't even flinch...:lol:

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