Punchline only..

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by kuvash, Apr 18, 2018.

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    That's the beer that made Mel Famey walk us......
     
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    The first time he tried it he was sick, and the second time his hat blew off.
     
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    So there you have it: it's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied and the basses are loaded.
     
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    You can drop her off anywhere.
     
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    That’s not my dog.
     
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    Toughest three we ever fought!
     
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    It must be the cobblestones.
     
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    Focus? Bofus?
     
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    Or we could walk down there and ;#@! 'm all!
     
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    "Oh" said the bartender,
    "The nuts are complimentary. . ."
     
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    So, where y'all from...*itch?
     
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    Ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he does that with everything before he tries to swallow it.
     
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