Prove You Are Not A Robot

[ReverendRevolver]

I don't think any of those are the right answer; pictures too blurry to see if any of them got a fortissimo to pianissimo decrecendo, which would be the most obviously heavy handed. Otherwise, I'd go with "even a robot can tell you're being pretentious and heavy handed because you frame a question then use out of focus sheet music". Because I'm pretty sure with my 0 IT experience that an algorithm can detect low resolution images.

Now, if the caption was "Which of these would OBVIOUSLY sound better on a maple fretboard than a rosewood one?":

Then half the forum would be all over it

 

[Rustbucket]

I may be a robot, but at least I’m a Bad Dog Robot.

 

[The Angle]

Decide for yourself whether it's hilarious or terrifying that robots now demand humans prove they're not robots.

 

[Manual Slim]

My grandson "grandpa, I am a robot"
"No, you have a pecker, you are a boy, but if you really want to be a robot, I can cut off your pecker with my pocket knife and then you can be a robot"
"Grandpa, I dont wanna be a robot"

It's about time! I've long thought that this forum has far too few posts about cutting peckers off.

 

[Tobias]

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I’m sorry boneyguy, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

 

[Fenderdad1950]

I am, don't tell anybody

 

[Toto'sDad]

Uhhh whut…
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What I want to know is why a robot is wearing jockey shorts? Oh wait! THAT'S why they keep asking if you're a robot!

 

[radiocaster]

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They had some where you were supposed to check a motorcycle and it just had one bicycle. Maybe it was the other way around.

 

[Greggorios]

Robots don't use Flomax!...anymore questions?

 

[Deeve]

I wasn’t programmed for such tasks.

"Open the pod bay door, HAL...

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 

[Killing Floor]

It’s easy to spot the robots because they walk funny and say “I am a robot”.

 

[Mouth]

After completing these, does anyone else say in their best Pee Wee Herman as the hamburger guy "I AM A ROBOT HAHAH!"?

I guess it's just me.

 

[aging_rocker]

The robots are coming for us all:

 

[Chester P Squier]

When I was 6 years old, I would come home from school, turn on the TV, and watch Captain Video. There was a robot named "Tobor."

When I was about 40 it occurred to me that "Tobor" was "robot" spelled backwards.

 

[Nicko_Lps]

no the answer is 42

Wrong. The answer is Alt+F4

 

[LightningPhil]

Time for some fuel food. And maybe 01 or 10 oils drinks.

 

[String Tree]

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Example 8.

 

[Mouth]

When I was 6 years old, I would come home from school, turn on the TV, and watch Captain Video. There was a robot named "Tobor."

When I was about 40 it occurred to me that "Tobor" was "robot" spelled backwards.

If you were watching cartoons in 1978, you would have known.

"Tobor is robot spelled backwards."

 

[Ed Driscoll]

Hopefully you're not this robot:

 

[24 track]

never nind!