I presume I’m not the only one getting the E-mailed 15% coupons, or the even-specialler 16% ones for being a loyal customer, from Guitar Center. If you do, have you noticed that not only does the “employee” who sent it always have a different name, but it’s typically a peculiar name? By “peculiar” I mean something for which you definitely wouldn’t have seen multiple entries in the old white pages, and often some surname you’ve never even seen before. Between the always-different and often-unusual names, it feels to me more like spearfishing than something you’d expect from a major retail operation. Why not just say it’s from “Guitar Center”? This is in no way some xenophobic rant! I’m not that kind of person. I’m just curious (and bored), wondering if anyone else gets those and has the same initial reaction, like you just got another unsolicited offer to earn up to $3000 a week working from home? Did I say I was bored?