Pat Down grope...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Matt Sarad, Feb 21, 2020.

  1. getbent

    getbent Telefied Silver Supporter

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    Shem, you seem very engaged on this point, do you have something to share with the class?
     
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    I feel like my age has effectively taken me out to pasture.

    I don't know when it happened, but every time I checkout it's "yes sir" and so on...I've lost my mojo? It doesn't help that I've needed a new knee for 10 years, but the darn docs said wait until you're older now I'm feebly getting by at 60.
     
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    From the venue website:
    Nothing listed about searches/pat downs, groping, or sexual assault. ““Stricter regulations” don’t necessarily apply to Deadheads.

    Rules & Regulations

    The Theater houses all musical genres, and thus some shows require stricter regulations, depending on the Artist, and what we the staff deem to be appropriate for certain events. Included are our standard rules, which are amended on per show basis.



    • NO MOSHING
    • No Gang or Racist Attire or Communication. Enforced at all shows, no exceptions.
    • No Re-Entry, No Refunds.
    • Smoking in designated areas only “per V.C. Sec. 6273” Your Medical Marijuana card does not work here, so that kind of smoking is not allowed.
    • Shoes and Shirts must be worn at all times.
    • ID required to drink, State issued IDs and Passports are the only acceptable form of ID, no temporary, school, expired, foreign, or work IDs.
    • No Stage-diving, No Crowd-Surfing.
    • No Professional Cameras or Recording Devices. “unless otherwise posted”
    • No Spiked jewelry or sharp objects.
    • No outside food or Drink.
    • No Fighting, or Lawbreaking.
    • In accordance with new regulations put into place by the City Of we are now required to provide a seperate section for the consumption of alcohol after 10PM.
     
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    Well, you ARE in California...
     
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  5. getbent

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    You look awesome for 60! Your mojo is just getting started! 60 is the new 28! You got this!
     
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    I don't know if I'd feel safe going there after reading that since the bad guys still have guns?
     
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    Milspec Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    At least the person valued security.

    My last doctor was not only female but a stunning one who paid her way through med school as a fashion model. I don't think my pulse was ever at rest in her office and one day I needed a physical for work. She stood there with a long needle and asked me to drop my pants. I asked about the needle and she replied that if she saw anything that indicated arousel....the needle would solve it quickly. I was pretty sure that she meant it too. A lot of baseball stats were rememberd during that physical.
     
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    Thanks raising a grandchild gets me depressed sometimes although she's a better musician than I ever thought I was:)
     
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  10. getbent

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    Hang in there amigo! You are doing the greatest thing a person can do, be a great parent to a great kid! and have some fun too, and just be regular folks! that is awesome about the music!

    If Dalts is still good for breakfast, that would be a fun place to get waffles and not get patted down!
     
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    I hate going to venues that have security procedures. I try to stick to very small venues. But last summer I got roped into going to see some 80's bands that were on tour and they played at one of the larger outdoor venues in town. There were two lines at the security checkpoint, one for men and one for women, each staffed by the appropriate gender for their particular line. For whatever reason the women's line was moving much quicker than the men's line. I was with three other people that night, all women except for me. So I just followed them into the women's line so we could all walk in together. The rude and abrasive security agent staffing the women's line told me I needed to get into the men's line, to which I acted offended and told her that I am every bit a women as she, and she was free to check if she didn't believe me. Though I have long hair, no one would mistake me for a woman. She just glared at me as she waved the wand up and down.
     
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    Shirt n shoes required.

    Shouldn't it be concerning they don't require pants?

    Especially if they're getting all handsy at the entrance?
     
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    Were you wearing a Shrewsbury Town football shirt?
     
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    Did someone say ball?
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    How's this for PC: "Was they cute," or alternatively "were they cute." Surely not, "was it cute."
     
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    I had an impatient TSA agent say, Now I have to pat you down, sir. Do you understand that I am going to have to touch your butt-ocks?
    ---No problem, pal...as long as you understand that I might stroke your hair while you're doing it.
    Somehow I stay alive and out of jail.
     
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    You really needed to let him know dinner and a movie comes first.

    I'd have asked "What!? No kiss!?"
     
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    I feel your pain dog, seems like every time I travel, The one hot TSA female employee in that particular city... is on duty, and feels compelled to grope me over and over.
    As long as the butt ugly ones ignore me, I'll deal with it.
     
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    You should have started singing this to the tune of the "Take the A Train":

    You ---- can - cup - my - ballsack
    while you're down there you can lick my a$$hole
     
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