Pat Down grope...

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  1. Matt Sarad

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    went to see dark star orchestra in last night. We were asked to empty our pockets on a table. No problem. Then out of the four in our party, I got the full pat down with, for lack of a better term, a thorough ball cupping.
    Basically ruined my night.
    DSO seemed a bit off as well.
     
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    Sounds like you got more than your money's worth to me.
     
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    Did they at least ask you to cough?
     
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    I'm a fan of some seriously uncomfortable humor. I'd have made sure they thought twice about future pat downs.
     
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    That's why I always stuff a squeaky toy down my pants before going to the airport.
     
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    Did they buy you a drink first?

    Well you will wear cargo pants......

    Maybe you just got big balls.

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    She was a he.
     
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    I had pretty much the same at an airport security checkpoint and almost brought the edge of my fist down on his head. That would have ended badly for me so I held myself in check. If I'd had more time I'd have lodged an instant complaint. If that had happened to a woman it would have been a clear case of s**ual assault.
     
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    Next time, dine at Taco Bell first. That way you'll be armed and ready for such an "encounter"
     
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    Was he cute?
     
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    You know, if I'm searched at an airport, I cut them some slack as I know that patting me down is probably the last thing they would want to be doing at that moment, but they will lose their jobs if they don't do the required number of random checks.
     
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