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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Bendyha, Aug 19, 2019.

  1. dlew919

    dlew919 Doctor of Teleocity

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    Speaking of pirates have you seen the new prate movie? You can’t take the kids. It’s rated argh.


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    Guitarteach Doctor of Teleocity

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    Hear about the kid who was big into pirate movies? He got hooked.
     
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  3. Guitarteach

    Guitarteach Doctor of Teleocity

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    Sign at the pirate harbour. “Earrings for a buccaneer.”
     
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    Mexitele Blues Tele-Afflicted

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    I have a Russian friend who's a sound engineer. And a Czech one too.
     
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  5. Guitarteach

    Guitarteach Doctor of Teleocity

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    :)

    Going to try that at soundcheck tomorrow... see if they clock it
     
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  6. Shuster

    Shuster Poster Extraordinaire

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    Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
     
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  7. Shuster

    Shuster Poster Extraordinaire

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    After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F
     
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    Shuster Poster Extraordinaire

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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
     
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    My wife wants to have sex in the backseat of the car... and she wants me to be driving.
     
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    O- Fender Tele-Afflicted

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    When I was a kid I would lie awake in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was.
     
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    eclecticsynergy Friend of Leo's

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    Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Oh, the irony...
     
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    SecretSquirrel Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    Why does 'abbreviated' have five syllables?
     
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    It was too nice out to work, so I went back to bed.
     
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    It isn't true that onions are the only vegetables to make you cry. Ever been smacked in the face by a well thrown turnip?

    Indian restaurant owners. Always trying to curry favour.

    The most successful diet I've tried was the gin diet. I lost three days.

    Do you know what's worse than ants in your pants?, your uncles.

    There's nothing new in tech today. Moses had a tablet that could connect to the cloud.

    Being a stage magician in Mexico isn't a popular career choice. 'Uno, Dos' then they disappear without a trace.

    'Have you tried switching it off, waiting a few minutes, then switching back on again' isn't good advice for in-use life support system technicians.
     
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    My friend, has a little sports car, but drives it way too fast.

    The other day, he had his wife, Ruth in the car, hit a bump, she flew out, and he continued to drive ruthlessly.

    Sorry.

    Mike
     
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    Correctly spell “redundant”. R-r-e-e-d-d....

    Another Woody Allen quote: “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.”

    “What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?” -W.C. Fields
     
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    Department of Redundancy Department.
     
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