"Funniest Joke of The Fringe" award at this years Edinburgh Festival "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets" - Olaf Falafel Runners up; "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham Have you heard any good one-liners lately?