OMG! Our Curtains Are Trying To Communicate With Us!

[unixfish]

I walked into the bedroom this morning, and saw this:

It looked like some foreign language written against our curtains. In reality, this is a sunny morning with open slatted blinds, a curtain sheer that has a tree branch print, and a solid curtain. I just thought it looked cool.

A shot of the whole shebang:

 

[posttoastie]

Looks like this to me

 

[memorex]

 

[Spox]

They're telling you to go to the light and open them.

 

[That Cal Webway]

Curtain call with Alfred hitchcock!

Cool pic!

 

[Cam]

Some say that script was on weird metallic parts found near Roswell years ago.

 

[unixfish]

Some say that script was on weird metallic parts found near Roswell years ago.

It was. It says "We are here to sell you our useless junk. So buy it, you stupid American!"

 

[telleutelleme]

Rosette curtains.

 

[AAT65]

Looks like those runes that @blowtorch has been decorating his posts with recently… perhaps the “Son of Thor” can translate them for you…

 

[getbent]

If I am reading the curtains correctly, I believe it is saying to buy your wife flowers and you a new tele and a cool old amp.

 

[Telekarster]

@Toto'sDad this might just be what we've been looking for! I'm wondering that if we can get this translated, maybe it will give us the blueprints for that flux capacitor we've been searching for? 1959 here we come baby! I hope Leo still has that grill fired up!

 

[David Barnett]

You'll be needing one of these:

 

[rcole_sooner]

The one curtain to rule them all.

 

[Toto'sDad]

@Toto'sDad this might just be what we've been looking for! I'm wondering that if we can get this translated, maybe it will give us the blueprints for that flux capacitor we've been searching for? 1959 here we come baby! I hope Leo still has that grill fired up!

I ran straightway to check the curtains in my bedroom, where I received a communication; What on earth are you doing now doofus? It wasn't the curtains it was my wife!

 

[Telekarster]

I ran straightway to check the curtains in my bedroom, where I received a communication; What on earth are you doing now doofus? It wasn't the curtains it was my wife!

HAHAHA!!! And.... I show this pic to my wife and told her that it might contain the plans for our flux capacitor, if we can just get it translated, and her response was "I don't know why you're having trouble translating it, it looks exactly like your handwriting!" LOL!!!

 

[Toto'sDad]

You wife must have came from the same orphanage my wife did!

 

[Telekarster]

You wife must have came from the same orphanage my wife did!

Cut from the same cloth I tell ya! Or... should I say... curtain?

 

[dented]

It's a cookbook!

 

[Toto'sDad]

Cut from the same cloth I tell ya! Or... should I say... curtain?

I was kidding about the orphanage, but my wife is from such a large family, your wife could easily have been my wife's sister and neither one of them have ever known it!

 

[Telekarster]

I was kidding about the orphanage, but my wife is from such a large family, your wife could easily have been my wife's sister and neither one of them have ever known it!

Ah yes indeedydo! Their snarky little comebacks are the spice that keeps us motivated LOL!!!