Oklahoma Man

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by dkmw, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. nojazzhere

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    You should have replied, "Don't be silly.....Toto's a dog, not a MULE!"
     
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  2. hollowman

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    that guy was having a bad night, LOL

    that could've happened in the Ozarks too.... just sayin'
     
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    Yep those are California plates... pull em over.
     
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    Or it could have been.....
    "Okay, who's gun is this?"
    "Mine, officer. I'm holding the drugs and I need it for self defense."
     
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  5. Toto'sDad

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  6. Shuster

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    Why are there so many unsolved murders in Oklahoma?
    There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA :D:lol:
     
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    Feel free to find a better job and move.
     
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    Just not to Texas...PLEASE?????
     
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    Amen! I was actually thinking more along the lines of New York or California. :lol:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:,,, Exactly, we're full!
     
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    Yeah... it sounds like I stepped on a toe there...

    The problem I see with Oklahoma (and I've lived here 26 years) is that the average Okie will tell you in no uncertain terms what a hard working, God fearing, moral, upright individual he is and what a great state this is. The politicians spout the same song, chapter and verse.

    Meanwhile, Oklahoma consistently rates in either the top ten or bottom ten of any list you wouldn't want your state to be listed on; quality of life, income, education, incarceration rates, teenage pregnancies/unwed mothers, poverty, etc, etc. The lists go on.

    So somewhere there's a disconnect between what a lot of Okies think and what a lot of Okies do. And I see it every day. Sorry.
     
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    that describes me exactly, always on the verge of being proud.

    I think this guy is alright.... driving american car, armed in a potentially dangerous place, he has a suspended license and tags (consistent,) is wearing a cool bonanza vest, does not lie to cops... I have relatives that coulda been this guy... oh, the snake, well, he was IN a terrarium and the uranium... shoot, half the guys here would jump at the chance to have some uranium...
     
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    gonna have to disagree here.... Florida is #1 by a HUGE margin. Worldwide, Germany crushes all competition....

    California and Texas would have to quintuple the weirdness to get close to the orange state... and Oklahoma, well, they are kinda Texas' flat chested little sister in the weird department... nothing close to florida.
     
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    IF, you stop drinking.
     
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    Fair enough. I'd have to say we agree on that point.
     
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    Something tells me they're the type to give the rattlesnake a nip of Kentucky Deluxe now and then...
     
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    I was shocked this didn't happen in Florida.
     
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    And uranium?
     
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    I live in Oregon. I have an old Subaru Legacy wagon that won't die & came to me with what some would call a "hippie sticker" on the rear window. I would never drive that car through Nebraska...
     
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    Probably good thinking on your part!
     
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