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Oh hell, I just met Natasha

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by LPBlue, Mar 2, 2021.

  1. LPBlue

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    There was a knock on my door a couple of hours ago and when I opened the door there was a beautiful 6' tall blonde, (my least fave) named Natasha. She was actually looking for the troll across the hall from me but we talked for 30 min before she asked me if she could come back to see me and she is interested in buying my old Cadillac as well. I gave a price and she told me that she would have it in two weeks (as if) but at least I will see her again...and soon.
     
  2. Rich_S

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    She was really looking for moose and squirrel.
     
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    I offer the "beaver cleaver"
     
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    She wanted that syrup. And I ain't talking bout maple.
     
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    Was she looking for an automatic or a stick shift when she met you?
     
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    So, you met Natasha?
    Huh.
    Well, at least you didn't Boris.
     
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    That’s what I immediately thought of. Boris musta put a wig on her.
    One of my first crushes actually. Strict foreign women still do it for me.
     
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    Watch out! She's a Nogoodnik.
     
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    Maybe she was the one who brought my Russian cap pistol over with her from Siberia?
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    She look for Fearless Leader
     
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    Poets corner. To be recited in your best Bullwinkle voice;

    Spider spider on the wall,
    Don’t you have no sense a tall?
    Can’t you see that wall’s been plastered?
    Now you’re stuck you silly......
    spider.
     
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    so awesome!!!!
     
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    You really didn't expect to get any more traction with this here than you did at Strat-Talk, did you?
     
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    This sounds like a night that ends in a dispute over money..... and possibly a false eye...
     
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    OH-No!

    A serial poster?

    You can’t fool Bill eh?
     
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    Presto!

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    Oh, Bullwinkle, that trick never works...
     
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