Night-time Baseball

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Larry F, Jun 16, 2019.

  1. Larry F

    Larry F Doctor of Teleocity Vendor Member

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    Right or wrong: getting to second base with your wife when she's asleep.
     
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    Right if she stays asleep. Wrong if she wakes up.
     
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  3. Silent Otto

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    might be the third strike for you,
    so a possible sacrifice (of half your stuff),
    better off to bunt.
     
  4. don71

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    And don't forget to look out for the balk.

    That is like getting one free base.
     
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    What does the wife say about it?
     
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    Manual Slim Tele-Afflicted

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    Why even bother?
     
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    You leave my wife alone, Larry. :mad:
     
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    She says it depends on who is doing the creepy groping.
     
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    Kingpin Friend of Leo's

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    You'll only increase the chances of getting a brushback pitch on your next at-bat.
     
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    Doesn't that depend on what she's dreaming? What if she wakes up in the mood for a little scrimmage? (ooops.....wrong sport) :)
     
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    It’s ok as long as you’re asleep, too. If you’re conscious and she isn’t it’s verboten. We live in a time where clear, conscious, explicit consent is absolutely required, as it should be.
     
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    Giving her the 'ol change-up?
     
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    jackinjax Friend of Leo's

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    I believe baseball scorers would call that "defensive indifference" and the stolen base stat is therefore not awarded. :twisted:
     
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    rangercaster Friend of Leo's

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    (In Jersey) Anything is legal, as long as you don't get caught ... To paraphrase Bob Dylan ...
     
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    That’s true everywhere though. I’d make a sweeping statement about the subject of this thread too, but apparently there are differing opinions about it.
     
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