So, I just spent an exhausting day shopping for a new couch. Came home, and as I'm unwinding I look on reverb and Ebay for fun. I see some rubbish about a preorder on a squier offset tele. I Google. https://www.guitarworld.com/news/squier-revives-forgotten-fender-classics-with-the-paranormal-series This is the coolest series out of squier I've ever heard of. I haven't been this impressed since they made those '51s years back. When I started playing, the cyclone and later cycloneII were drool-worthy for me. Toronados even moreso. If you don't believe me, in addition to it being my main guitar for more than a decade, its tattooed on my leg. No, really. I had a cyclone II ad on my wall (along with a few hundred other cut from magazine pictures of music related stuff. So I saw this and had to stand up and make sure I wasn't dreaming or hallucinating. Theres also a super sonic and 2 different cabronitas. A thin line and a baritone. I REALLY wish they were cheaper than $400 (which is used Fender price range) so I could conceivably buy several. I'm gonna guess these will be like the $400 squier mustangs and never go for cheap used. But, for now, the offset tele looks promising. I mean, the mahogany Japanese ones cost as much as the new US teles with the really cool colors, or a pair of FSR colored MIMs. Thoughts?