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New Magazine for the Mediocre Guitar Player

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Geo, May 1, 2012.

  1. Geo

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    That would be me! LOL Where do I subscirbe???
     
  3. Geo

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    Will there be an offspring version for drummers?
     
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    Man, this is too funny










    All of it, really,

    everything
     
  5. TeleTown

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    About damn time!!
     
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    This mag should hook up with that traktorkomp drummer.
     
  7. Stratburst

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    Looks too complex for me. :lol:
     
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    I'm going to submit an article about the correct proceedure for recovering the pick when you drop it in the sound hole, I'm perfectly qualified for that.
     
  9. Rogeaux

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    At last! A music magazine that caters to me and my needs.
     
  10. pontmercy

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    oh, if only some of the truth of this could rub off on publishers and bring some of their issues a little back down to earth, I'd love it.

    "Guitar for the non-practicting & non-professional musician with a family and very little time to enjoy their expensive gear driven hobby"
     
  11. beach bob

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    LOLZ!!!! :lol:

    Putting Antsy on the cover is a perfect choice. Nice work by whoever pulled that together ;)
     
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    I hope they have some Esteban tabs. And wardrobe tips, too.
     
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    Be sure to read my monthly column; this month's topic:

    'Learning to make a 'G' chord using your pinkie finger'.
     
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    I hope it's in large easy to read print
     
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    Looks a bit high brow to me.
     
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    I might get crucified here, but hey it's humorous and I'm only about to share my opinion through humour...but:
    Where's the Clapton article?
     
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    Next month:
    Matching tribal tattoos and fretboard inlay for your nu-metal 7-string
    Fedora shootout: which is the most bluesy?
    Music theory corner: Why minor sounds sadder than major
    Tab section: Mustang Sally, Stormy Monday, Messin' With the Kid
    Gear reviews: the Way Huge Sweaty Gym Sock, the Electro-harmonics Teisco simulator, harmonica tuner shootout, the Pigtronix wallet-sucker fuzzcompressorflange, the EbBow.
    -Mr. N.
     
  18. Geo

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    "Where's the Clapton article? "

    You must mean the how to tips article from Frank Clampton
    from Lancaster PA.

    Frank almost clearly explains somewhat how to avoid stepping
    on the guitar cable, disconnecting and possibly hurting oneself
    in doing so.
     
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    Adjusting knobs on your amp-not just to make you look like you know what you're doing
    The B chord-why you should play d instead without telling the rest of the band
     
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    Coming next issue......

    Top ten Metallic riffs you MUST play at Guitar Center"

    "Songs not in Drop D tuning... why bother?"

    "Maple vs. Rosewood. The definitive answer!"

    "FIVE EASY STEPS: How to darken your fretboard with a black magic marker"
     
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