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My Wife's Sense of Humor is scary, sometimes.

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Mike SS, Nov 1, 2019.

  1. Mike SS

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    jol 1.jpg jol 2.jpg This pumpkin had a round blemish/hole on one side. The wife decided it was a bullet hole and carved him with his brains blown out on to the lawn. Big hit with young boys.
     
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    :lol::lol:

    She's a keeper!
     
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    Is she sending you a subliminal message? Have you been talking about acquiring a new guitar or amp? Maybe you should "be afraid....be VERY afraid"......;)
     
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    Creative! Morbid as hell and pretty disgusting, but creative!:D
     
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    See usually does at least one "Death" themed Jack-o-Lantern every year. Past favorites were "massive skull fracture from falling off ladder"(she posed it at the bottom of our step ladder), the "machete split open head", and the "axe murderer victim". Before she found the "bullet hole" pumpkin she was looking at a different one and asked me "Do you know where my old, broken chain saw is?" o_O
     
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    Wow.:eek: Don't piss her off by sneaking in a new guitar. Just sayin'
     
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    Better sleep with one eye open! LOL
     
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    I like the way the lady thinks :)
     
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    First real laugh I have had all day. Thanks to your sweet wife and thanks for posting!
     
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    I like her punkin. Here's another one, I wish I'd done, but 'tweren't me. catbutt punkin.jpg
     
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    Yeah, creative...and a little scary.

    It kind of reminds me of something my wife would come up with. She’s a midwife, and has kind of an offbeat sense of humor. She’s already thinking ahead to next year, having an display of pumpkins carved with wide open mouths, each larger than the former, and each one representing a different cm measurement of cervical dilation. :rolleyes: I guess I'll be posting pics this time next year.

    Another example of her humor goes back a ways. Shortly after the birth of our third child, we decided to not have any more children, so I got a vasectomy. I drove myself to the doctor's office, and after the procedure, drove myself home. My wife wasn't there when I got back, so I decided to take a nap.

    I woke when the anesthetic was wearing off, and there was my wife, holding a get well card. The outside of the card showed a doctor seated at a desk, his head in his hands, and a look of consternation on his face. The card read, "I've spoken with your doctor, and frankly, he's very upset..."

    I opened the card for the punch line, which read, "...You've got to stop telling him to kiss it and make it feel better!" :eek::oops::lol:
     
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    My best man texted me this:

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    She does own two rifles, and qualified as an expert marksman when she was in the Air Force. :eek:
     
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    I was expecting some bad jokes, that's pretty funny in its silliness.
     
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    Your better half is certainly a keeper. How perfectly seasonal, day of the dead and all the rest.
     
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    That punkin is way funny.

    (Might want to look for a sale price on some 5 digit trigger locks.

    Just sayin)
     
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    A woman with a sense of humor is a wonderful companion ... And vice-versa ...
     
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